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Offline HAPPY2BME

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Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« on: November 06, 2016, 11:30:50 PM »
Sioux Falls, IA | During his 1992 presidential campaign, Bill Clinton allegedly had sexual intercourse with cattle off of Tom Brady’s family dairy farm.During the 1992 Iowa caucus, the Clinton campaign stopped by for a night of festivities at the Brady’s farm, a night Tom Brady says he will never forget.

“The Clinton team came by and we drank a lot and all was merry before they started indulging in hard drugs, that’s when everything went wrong” he recalls, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

“I don’t know about all those stories about him sexually assaulting women, but I sure as hell know he assaulted one of our cows because I was there and I saw him do it with my own eyes and believe me, it’s not something I’d wish my worst enemy to live to see” he told local reporters.

“I’m sorry for the Clinton family, but as a God-fearing Christian, I just had to let the truth be known” he adds.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/iowa-farmer-claims-bill-clinton-had-sex-with-cow-during-cocaine-party/
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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2016, 11:31:08 PM »
that’s when everything went wrong
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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2016, 03:04:29 AM »
Quote from: HAPPY2BME on November 06, 2016, 11:31:08 PM
that’s when everything went wrong
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2016, 06:40:32 AM »
WJC had sex with HRC in 1992? Obviously not credible!
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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2016, 07:27:37 AM »
Uhhh . . . I'd take a look at that site.  Kinda obvious that it's a satirical site.
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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2016, 07:38:58 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2016, 07:27:37 AM
Uhhh . . . I'd take a look at that site.  Kinda obvious that it's a satirical site.

Yeah, when I saw the article "Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”, I knew even Yoko wouldn't stoop that low.

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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2016, 07:51:05 AM »
I wonder if Bill was wearing a condom when he had sex with the cow? :blonde:
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Re: Iowa Farmer Claims Bill Clinton Had Sex with Cow During ‘Cocaine Party’
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2016, 08:14:21 AM »
Quote from: samspade on November 07, 2016, 07:51:05 AM
I wonder if Bill was wearing a condom when he had sex with the cow? :blonde:

I am reminded of an old joke. The punch line is "a cow like that, you don't eat all at once!"
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