It's been a few years since Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus has been on Skins's island; she used to be there a lot. So perhaps many of the newer members here aren't acquainted with her.
Anyway, she has a long history, a long and sordid history, but an ancient one, of making up things, many of them simply preposterous. But even her saner-sounding tales aren't to be believed.
Her forum name suggests she's

a hippy-who-never-grew-up

: "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name".
This

verges on preposterous. A "young, successful professional" person
of any color and sex would laugh in the face of a racist-sexist-anything-ist moron like the dark-star bogeyman of this

-tale, not burst into tears. And on arriving at a "meeting" would start off with, "Hey! Get a load of this moron I just met at the gas station!"
Speaking of bogeymen, "deep deep East Texas". C'mon,
say it! Deepest, darkest, redneck-est TEXAS!!!