The other day I was at 7-11 bemoaning the fact that they don't offer a gluten free soy slurpee when this 50ish white male wearing a NRA t-shirt and a Make America Great Again hat rudely shove me aside and said to me "hippie, get out of my way, I want a slurpee". Not wanting to create a scene, I moved aside and watched as he poured his slurpee, I casually mentioned his hat and asked, why are you supporting Trump?" He looked at me with his beady pig eyes, spit on the floor and said "Well hippee, I'll tell you why. It's because **** YOU!!"
Not wanting to create a scene, I got back into my prius and drove away to my safe space as fast as my fuel efficient car would go.