Not knowing how much of the Trophy Wife stuff is real and how much is chain-jerking, if STC dumped his loving wife for a cuter younger model, he deserves to be well and truly cuckolded.
Unfortunately, you weren't around when the sparkling old dude was enjoying some of his best--and most memorable--appearances in the DUmpster. This was from circa 2006, when we all were at our old home, and continued until about, oh, 2010.
Like many primitives, unaware that he had an audience outside of Skins's island, the sparkling old dude was remarkably candid and uninhibited, even revealing that his wife (the current one) made him use the bathroom in the basement so he wouldn't stink up the good one upstairs.
Good times, good times.
Alas, he found out we existed.
Up until that time, like California Peggy, he'd been rather wanton and promiscuous in posting photographs of his wife (the current one) and himself, usually really silly ones.
His current wife is eleven years younger than him, and when younger was in fact rather aesthetic, although she did betray suggestions she was a ball-cutter, a potential Lorena Bobbitt. (She'd been married once before too.)
The sparkling old dude's first wife was nearer his own age, and as they grew older, he dumped her because, well, she was getting older--stout, and with faint traces of facial hair. But she loved him truly.