Manny's jackass primitives mock, ridicule, Messalina Agrippina again

[franksolich]

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/allow-me-to-reassure-the-lurking-hillary-supporters-about-the-33k-deleted-emails/

Oh my.

And this time it's the righteously sanctimonious Idiot Briggs, Skippy's pal.

IdaBriggs    (275 posts)    October 26, 2016 at 9:04 am
 
Allow me to reassure the lurking Hillary supporters about the 33k deleted emails

that SUPPOSEDLY we are about to be viewing thanks to a well known computer guy.

a) Hillary said she only deleted personal emails dealing with yoga and her daughter’s wedding, so the joke will be on we “haters” as we probably discover she and the caterer had a minor tiff about the dessert tray or something. Won’t that be funny? Hillary haters with nothing to do except read thousands of emails talking about what a nice normal exercise and wedding planning mom she is?

b) Hillary said there will be no classified information that may endanger the security of the United States because she never sent that type of stuff.

c) Since the Clinton Foundation is really her *personal* business, it is very unlikely she will be emailing with anyone she did business with during the course of her duties at the State Department, which might look like corruption, cronyism, and illegal “pay-to-play” schemes.

d) This mythical release of deleted emails probably won’t even happen, because Hillary SAID she was never ever hacked in the first place, so the rich guy in New Zealand who made his money in computer stuff probably was just mouthing off to get attention, since there is NO WAY she would have lied to you, right?

e) And lastly, with her well know penchant for truth telling and personal integrity, no one on the planet would even think about believing their lying eyes if emails that look like evidence of her not being truthful and candid were to show up, because Russia is Scary and so is Trump.

I hope this post makes you feel better about your choice of candidate. Now, go drink some more yummy kook-aid and…oops! I meant KOOL-AID! And relax. Enjoy your pleasant dreams of an imaginary world where she is trusted and respected….

Sleep…

Demeter     (4337 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:08 am
 
1. Witty and ironic, with a nice sarcastic after taste!

goodgirl     (469 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:11 am
 
2. Excellent!

You are so clever!

NVBirdlady     (1700 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:13 am
 
3. Nice! Good job!

Cassiopeia     (974 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:15 am
 
4. Well done.

My co workers are probably wondering why I’m laughing from the restroom.

djean111     (1502 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:18 am
 
5. Bwahaha! Right the **** on!

The Hillary supporters, I would think, are gonna be proud as all get out when they read those emails.  Right?  Bwahaha!

Betty Karlson     (1915 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:26 am
 
7. Masterful. This sarcasm is approaching perfection.

Coincidence     (255 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:27 am
 
8. I vow to vote for Hillary if all 33k emails are about weddings and yoga.

FourScore     (223 posts)  (Reply to Coincidence - post #8)    October 26, 2016 at 9:32 am
 
11. I'll join you.

Caretha     (185 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:28 am
 
9. Well done Ida

I’d like to predict there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth

Or many silly excuses for Herself. Take your pick.

nevereVereven     (708 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:29 am
 
10. Nicely reassuring!

Cleita     (942 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:40 am
 
12. *snort*

Well played!

Spanish Devil     (28 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:49 am
 
14. Ain't readin' no stinkin' Russian emails…

Sink the Kuznetsov! Or at least don’t let it refuel…

:sarc:

ravensong     (442 posts)  (Reply to original post)    October 26, 2016 at 9:50 am
 
15. The sad thing is, if history is any indication,

her followers won’t recognize the sarcasm, and will smile, and nod, and believe that your OP is supportive of her.

Well, I surely hope Skins is keeping a list, for when Manny's primitives humbly seek entrance back into Skins's island.

[Carl]

There is 0 chance the media will cover any of it.
They are so far in to get her elected if she killed someone on camera they would deny it happened.

[USA4ME]

Kook on kook circular firing squads. They're the best!

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[Karin]

Clieta is over there?

And why is that one girl reading JPR from the bathroom at work?   

[Big Dog]

And why is that one girl reading JPR from the bathroom at work?

It has a laxative effect.

[franksolich]

Kook on kook circular firing squads. They're the best!

Uh huh.

[franksolich]

And why is that one girl reading JPR from the bathroom at work?

I wondered about that myself, but I learned a long time to never ask what women do in restrooms.

[Carl]

I wondered about that myself, but I learned a long time to never ask what women do in restrooms.

Whatever it is they have to do it in pairs. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

I have to admit, the OP was pretty funny.

[landofconfusion80]

Whatever it is they have to do it in pairs. 

It involves some sort of trapeze act I've long suspected

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