Well, I have three daughters and they're all voting for Trump.
So, screw you MM.
That's what happens when you raise 'em right.

The other?

*inhales* "Isn't it about f*****ing time my muthaf****ing welfare check got the f*** here? Where's my f***ing EBT card, muthaf****er?"
*exhales*
"I can't wait to vote for .......... who is the (D)Marxist, again?"
*$600.00 smartphone rings*
"Hey, somebody says they have a job lined up for you...."
*inhales* "F*** that noise."