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primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:11:21 PM »
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ohnoyoudidnt (1,806 posts)     Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:47 PM

What's your favorite way to include kale in a meal?
 
I either add some raw to a salad or add it to a smoothie.

For those who don't know, "kale" is like lettuce.

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MADem (132,600 posts)      Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:49 PM

1. Kale soup, Portuguese style.

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lamp_shade (11,580 posts)     Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:00 PM

2. With eggs
 
My recipe is much simpler than this one at the link. I make it with just kale, eggs, S&P, and a little parmesan. Delish.

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/scrambled_eggs_with_kale_and_mozzarella/

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Warpy (89,908 posts)     Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:08 PM

3. Devein it, chop it, and dry it in a slow oven
 
You don't want to cook it, just dry it. It's good out of hand, on baked potatoes, in salads, as topping for soups, even in tacos.

My main objection to dark leafy greens has always been that they're limp and a little slimy. Drying them avoids that.

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TygrBright (14,816 posts)     Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:47 PM

4. I have a nice picture of it I look at occasionally while I'm eating.

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Freddie (3,048 posts)      Wed Oct 12, 2016, 09:22 PM
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7. Me too!
 
There's plenty of green vegetables and I like most of them. Kale is not on the list. 

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japple (6,167 posts)      Wed Oct 12, 2016, 07:52 PM

6. Devein it. Slice thinly crosswise. Saute it in olive oil
 
with garlic and cumin, salt, pepper. Eat as is or add to other cooked greens or cabbages.
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2016, 12:26:20 PM »
I'da thought that little fad would have run its course.  Never got swept up in it. 

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2016, 12:31:25 PM »
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What's your favorite way to include kale in a meal?

Do bacon hosts (pigs) eat kale?
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2016, 12:33:07 PM »
If you substitute the work 'kale' for 'Spam' in this, it goes rather nicely . . .

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2016, 12:50:06 PM »
I'da thought that little fad would have run its course.  Never got swept up in it.

True, the cooking and baking primitives have always been susceptible to fads.

Remember how all agog and excited they got over chitpotle?
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2016, 12:52:47 PM »
I swear every time I ate kale I thought I was eating thistle leaves. 

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2016, 12:55:26 PM »
There is no green I would eat that has to be "deveined".

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2016, 01:36:36 PM »
If Hillary ever drops from a stroke I'll tell you what my favorite vegetable is.

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2016, 01:56:39 PM »
There is no green I would eat that has to be "deveined".

Shrimp, on the other hand.....

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2016, 04:25:01 PM »
I'da thought that little fad would have run its course.  Never got swept up in it.
My vegetarian friend doesn't even like kale.
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2016, 05:53:33 PM »
I'm surprised one of them hasn't pushed a quinoa/kale/kumbocha smoothie yet.

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2016, 07:09:38 PM »
I read the title and thought they would be talking about cucumbers or squash.   :bolt:
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2016, 07:43:51 PM »
I was thinking *sour grapes*.
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2016, 08:09:28 PM »
I was thinking *sour grapes*.

Oh, I'm sure the primitives are going to have a bumper-crop of those soon.
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2016, 10:14:34 PM »
I read the title and thought they would be talking about cucumbers or squash.   :bolt:
I was thinking of something unpronounceable from some obscure country somewhere in Europe or Southeast Asia...

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2016, 10:59:12 PM »
I read the title and thought they would be talking about cucumbers or squash.   :bolt:

I don't think that everybody has really picked up where you were heading  :cheersmate:

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2016, 06:45:31 AM »
I read the title and thought they would be talking about cucumbers or squash.   :bolt:

Don't they have an entire forum dedicated to that?
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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2016, 07:01:36 AM »
If Hillary ever drops from a stroke I'll tell you what my favorite vegetable is.

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Re: primitives discuss their favorite vegetable
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2016, 07:48:16 AM »
I read the title and thought they would be talking about cucumbers or squash.   :bolt:
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