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Offline Mr Mannn

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Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« on: October 15, 2016, 12:08:01 PM »
The wife even DUmmies didn't believe in?

did he go to the JP Radicals site and open a Macy's parade forum?
Or is he sharing bench space with Doug Bulna?

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2016, 12:13:43 PM »
The wife even DUmmies didn't believe in?

did he go to the JP Radicals site and open a Macy's parade forum?
Or is he sharing bench space with Doug Bulna?

Oh, what was his name?

diabeticman or somesuch?
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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2016, 12:20:26 PM »
Guessing he went the route of Tom Bradys footballs.

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2016, 01:54:33 PM »
The d-bag bit Inflatable Wife on the ass, she farted and flew out the window, he chased after her, and he hasn't been heard from since.
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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2016, 02:05:18 PM »
Oh, what was his name?

diabeticman or somesuch?

I miss diabeticman's wife
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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2016, 02:34:49 PM »
The d-bag bit Inflatable Wife on the ass, she farted and flew out the window, he chased after her, and he hasn't been heard from since.

OMG.   :rotf:

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2016, 02:42:18 PM »
Probably in jail.

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2016, 04:05:22 PM »
I used to be the guy that brought the inflatable woman to bachelor parties. The man-pig fun that was had with those poor dolls. Once some old neighbor brought one back laughing his ass off at the poor hungover man-pigs the next morning. That might have been the first time I was asked if "I wanted a lard sandwich with extra mayo and a hair on the side?"

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2016, 07:51:22 PM »
Which one of the many DUmmies fond of inflatables?
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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2016, 08:37:16 PM »
I think this was his last OP at the DUmp, http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760

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Could my neighbors be in federal trouble?

My wife and I dealing with the two down stairs from our condo. Right inside the security door which is used for all 4 apatments there is a mat reading Merry Christmas. My Wife would have been fine with Season Greetings or Happy Holidays. My wife has left letters explaining her objections. But those have been rip down and the mat remains.

Today my wife received a package from amazon of stuff she ordered ON the package was written Merry Christmas and Christmas underline. We found the package on the steps to the condo. In order for the mailman to get in the buzzard needs rung or you need a key.

If one of these neighbors wrote this on my wife's package did they deface postal property? Can they be in trouble?

Almost 600 replies, he gets mocked mercilessly.

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2016, 08:51:09 PM »
The d-bag bit Inflatable Wife on the ass, she farted and flew out the window, he chased after her, and he hasn't been heard from since.

you're killing me man...

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2016, 09:05:35 PM »
I think this was his last OP at the DUmp, http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027423760

Almost 600 replies, he gets mocked mercilessly.

We had a tool like this at work once.
Little background: I'm pretty much best friends with the owner. We shed a lot of blood, sweat and tears building his business from near nothing so it goes without saying, I can (and sometimes do) get by with whatever the hell I want. I never take advantage, but I sure do use it for my own amusement sometimes.
Anyway, we had some douche network engineer hired in (as one of my staff), and he was so far left on everything, I taunted him relentlessly. I did stuff like make his name in the phone directory say "George Bush" and it popped up on his and everyone elses when he called. I even burned it in the outbound CallerID so if he called ANYwhere, it said "GWBUSH". In the 1 year he was with the company, he lodged more HR complaints than every other employee combined for the 10 years I've been there.
So on with the story... my guys put up a ratty old artificial Christmas tree every year in the office and decorate it with broken PC components, old Cd's all kinds of stupid stuff. It's actually pretty neat. Well, this didn't go over well with him, he was SO insulted by it's presence, he wrote a complaint every day to HR.
So in response, I found a classic picture of Jesus Christ, you know the one with the beard and all...  I printed like 25 copies of it and taped them up all over the office, on every door, on the bathroom walls, I mean everywhere.
He almost had a breakdown. But he did sit down a shut up. It was then that he realized his place in our little world.
Man, everybody hated that guy...
Oh, and he also had serious issues with concealed carry. Almost every single one of my guys (myself included) carry everywhere... even at work. That gave him a lot of fits too. He was a certified jackass.

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2016, 09:08:39 PM »
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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2016, 09:23:39 PM »
:cheersmate:

Oh, you don't even wanna get me started on how much fun I've had with this stuff:

https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-LA-2-2-Pack/dp/B01BHU4SVS/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476584492&sr=1-2&keywords=liquid+ass

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2016, 10:05:09 PM »
We had a tool like this at work once.
Little background: I'm pretty much best friends with the owner. We shed a lot of blood, sweat and tears building his business from near nothing so it goes without saying, I can (and sometimes do) get by with whatever the hell I want. I never take advantage, but I sure do use it for my own amusement sometimes.
Anyway, we had some douche network engineer hired in (as one of my staff), and he was so far left on everything, I taunted him relentlessly. I did stuff like make his name in the phone directory say "George Bush" and it popped up on his and everyone elses when he called. I even burned it in the outbound CallerID so if he called ANYwhere, it said "GWBUSH". In the 1 year he was with the company, he lodged more HR complaints than every other employee combined for the 10 years I've been there.
So on with the story... my guys put up a ratty old artificial Christmas tree every year in the office and decorate it with broken PC components, old Cd's all kinds of stupid stuff. It's actually pretty neat. Well, this didn't go over well with him, he was SO insulted by it's presence, he wrote a complaint every day to HR.
So in response, I found a classic picture of Jesus Christ, you know the one with the beard and all...  I printed like 25 copies of it and taped them up all over the office, on every door, on the bathroom walls, I mean everywhere.
He almost had a breakdown. But he did sit down a shut up. It was then that he realized his place in our little world.
Man, everybody hated that guy...
Oh, and he also had serious issues with concealed carry. Almost every single one of my guys (myself included) carry everywhere... even at work. That gave him a lot of fits too. He was a certified jackass.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn you are evil... and I like it.   :cheersmate:

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Re: Has anyone heard from the guy with the inflatable wife?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2016, 10:48:12 PM »
Oh, you don't even wanna get me started on how much fun I've had with this stuff:

https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-LA-2-2-Pack/dp/B01BHU4SVS/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476584492&sr=1-2&keywords=liquid+ass

Most fun I've ever had for 25 bucks.


**WARNING** If you are tempted, be very careful with this stuff. It's nuclear. It's real easy to end up macing yourSELF (trust me on this one)
There's another called "Morning Breeze". It's a small vial of vile fluid.
Just slightly open the capital and your nose is assaulted. It can be found in mall novelty shops.
A small dab on a piece of paper, then planted on someone's pants is a hoot.
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