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Offline CC27

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An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« on: October 11, 2016, 03:03:51 PM »
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An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton


Hey there! How's it going? Listen, I don't wanna talk politics because well, I think you deserve a break. Let's breathe and air out the mind for a moment.

I wanted to ask you some questions, nothing big! Just questions about the good things in life and what you enjoy. I wanted to do this because I wanted you to think of these positive things for a moment but also so I could get to know you a little better.

Here it goes!

1. Favorite sandwich?
2. What game were you playing on that Nintendo Game Boy in that photograph of you on the plane?
3. Chocolate. Dark or Milk?
4. Favorite pizza?
5. Do you like pretzels?
6. Favorite sport to play?
7. Beach or Mountains?
8. Ever rode a roller coaster? Did you like it?
9. Do you have a personal hobby?
And finally.
10. How do you find the time to relax?! I hope you do!

Anyways, take it easy! Bye now.

-very very sorry to those of you who expected something with substance.  Lol

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Is this your suck up letter to Hillary to be first on the list for free shit? Retard. I swear these DUmmies think of her as a God.
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2016, 03:06:40 PM »
Time for "retro" to clean out his :stoner: .
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2016, 03:25:15 PM »
Someone took an extra dose of stupid pills today.
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2016, 06:31:58 PM »
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6. Favorite sport to play?

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2016, 07:14:48 PM »
This nut is all over the map.

First, he was on Skin's island as a berniebot. Then, he went to JPR so he could rip on billary. He then goes back to the island and apologizes for dissing billary saying defeating Trump was more important. Then he goes back to JPR saying he still supports the bern but because he's in a swing state he has to vote for her. Now he's back on the island.  :mental:

The funniest thing the idiot ever did was proclaim he wanted someone to explain something to him, but he did it in his best "tough guy" writing ability. When someone offered to meet him and explain it to him face to face, he accused them of threatening him, which only relayed the message of "I'm going to act tough, but if you respond I'm going to crawl up into a ball in the corner and pee myself."

The primitive is a total joke.

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2016, 02:25:48 AM »
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2016, 05:38:22 AM »
Prissy little bitch by the looks.
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2016, 07:02:32 AM »
11. Boxers or briefs?

Depends :rimshot: :bolt:
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2016, 07:03:01 AM »
I can't see the pic.  But at any rate, the OP was just as retarded and childish as can be.  And does he really imagine The Bitch reads DU?  What was the point of this? 
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2016, 07:29:26 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 12, 2016, 07:03:01 AM
I can't see the pic.  But at any rate, the OP was just as retarded and childish as can be.  And does he really imagine The Bitch reads DU?  What was the point of this?
Probably as useful as the letter to the 9/11 falling guy they wrote a few years back

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I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2016, 09:08:18 AM »
Why would anyone expect anything of substance from a DUmmie?

Oddly enough, Chris Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty have no comment on what their favorite sandwich is.
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2016, 10:37:25 AM »
Quote from: Hillary Clinton

Dear retrowire,

Thank you for the nice letter, and also thank you for the money. I know you didn't send a check in your letter, but trust me: thank you for the money.

Before I get to your questions, let me saulte you for being brave enough to address me as though I am one of you. I can assure you that I am not one of you, nor am I even AMONG you. Someone will soon visit you to explain this in person, but I'll take a moment to remind you myself: do not ever address me in a manner which indicates that your station remotely approaches mine. We've set this tone with Barbara Streisand, Mariah Carey, and Beyonce. I would have thought you people would have learned by now: I am not like you. Do not behave as though we are similar. Do not attempt eye contact. Do not address me directly. Do not attempt familiarities. Failure to comply will result in a visit from one of my staff.

With that said, let me address your questions:

1. Favorite sandwich?

 I don't know what you're talking about. I do not eat "sandwiches." I have worked hard to forget that at one time, I was forced to consume sandwiches. For reminding me of that time, you will be punished.

2. What game were you playing on that Nintendo Game Boy in that photograph of you on the plane?

That may have looked like a Game Boy, but it wasn't. Let's just leave it at that.

3. Chocolate. Dark or Milk?

Now we're getting somewhere. Dark, Valrhona, minimum 68% cacao, warmed to body temperature by placing on the breasts of Huma.

4. Favorite pizza?

See #1 above. I pity your delusion that I am something like you. Await your punishment.

5. Do you like pretzels?

I believe I had one when I was a girl, and it vouchsafe that the experience made me the person I am today. Does that answer your question? Why, in the space of five questions, have four concerned food? Are you implying something? Your punishment will be swift and severe.
 
6. Favorite sport to play?

I do not care to discuss the particulars, but I have a latex replica of Carly Simon's right arm which is the focal point of many games I enjoy with Huma.

7. Beach or Mountains?

I suppose you can choose to buried in either; my people will solicit your choice at the start of their visit.

8. Ever rode a roller coaster? Did you like it?

I soil myself trying to get into an Escalade. Do you think I like rollercoasters?


9. Do you have a personal hobby?

Having sad mother****ers like you capped off. That's a personal hobby.

And finally.
10. How do you find the time to relax?! I hope you do!

As your impertinence and familiarity has caused me to arrange your death, I'll answer you with a candor few have seen:  I don't relax. I acquire power and use it to procure money. That's what I do. It's all I do. Anyone between me and power will get what you will soon get.


Yours truly,

Hillary

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2016, 10:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 12, 2016, 07:03:01 AM
I can't see the pic.  But at any rate, the OP was just as retarded and childish as can be.  And does he really imagine The Bitch reads DU?  What was the point of this?

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.new#new
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2016, 10:58:10 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 12, 2016, 10:48:57 AM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.new#new

Thanks.  I noticed something was missing, but thought it was in the vault.

Alas, it wasn't in the vault.  I dunno why.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2016, 11:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 12, 2016, 10:48:57 AM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.new#new

Good Gawd.

And my appalment is sincere.

The Grapes of Wrath is still with us; I thought Roosevelt, and then Kennedy and Johnson, and then the Great Humanitarian, and now Barry Bozo, had taken care of that.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2016, 11:10:50 AM »
Folks, I am shocked, shocked.

I had no idea such desperate poverty still existed, here in Barry Bozo's America; I've never in my life seen such deprivation here in red-state social-services-stingy Nebraska; these people are poor.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2016, 11:11:23 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 12, 2016, 11:03:53 AM
Good Gawd.

And my appalment is sincere.

The Grapes of Wrath is still with us; I thought Roosevelt, and then Kennedy and Johnson, and then the Great Humanitarian, and now Barry Bozo, had taken care of that.

Shades of Grant Wood.
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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2016, 03:00:50 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on October 12, 2016, 11:11:23 AM
Shades of Grant Wood.

And apparently retrowire as a teenager had a potty-mouth.

There's some new stuff at the link.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton. Retrowire
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2016, 03:43:21 PM »
BFDU,
 :rofl: :lmao: :rotf:

That was so good, it makes me feel like setting up a short lived troll account and posting it there!  I won't steal your stuff though.   :lmao:
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