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British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« on: October 07, 2016, 04:52:17 PM »


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Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.

Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.

“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”

But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.

That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.

“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.

“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”

Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/07/british-man-spends-200k-to-look-like-kim-kardashian




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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2016, 07:18:54 PM »
Like the dummies, this fool probably wonders why people laugh at him.  Says he is british, assumes he lives there. Spent 200 big ones to do this.  Fool is 24. He could have invested that in an index mutual fund and be rich by the time he is 60.  Instead he will be working for scraps in a freak show.

Some people just should not be allowed to have large sums of money.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2016, 07:49:05 PM »
Dear god that boy is deformed! That picture is going to give me nightmares for a week. :o
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2016, 08:19:07 PM »
Subway cat would be proud.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2016, 09:15:50 PM »
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2016, 09:39:38 PM »
British man.     :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2016, 09:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 07, 2016, 09:15:50 PM
His lips look like hemorrhoids.

...with paste on Graucho eyebrows.  WT .....  (I know I know...)
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2016, 10:06:51 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on October 07, 2016, 09:41:41 PM
...with paste on Graucho eyebrows.  WT .....  (I know I know...)

Imagine him saying, in Boy George's voice, "Shay the shecret word and win fifty dollarsh."

No, it would be more like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert. "Hayba manba."
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2016, 03:05:52 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 07, 2016, 08:19:07 PM
Subway cat would be proud.

Probably jealous, too.

BD, I think that The Brit boi should worry about hearing the words, "Allahu Abkar."  It's probably going to be said right before the Kardashian Klone gets its' head removed.  The story with the picture makes said individual a prime target. :runaway:
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2016, 07:20:42 AM »
 :puke: OMG, he blends creepy and gross, and then delves a half dozen levels deeper! :puke: No self-respecting cat would drag THAT in! :puke:
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2016, 08:01:44 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 07, 2016, 10:06:51 PM
Imagine him saying, in Boy George's voice, "Shay the shecret word and win fifty dollarsh."

 :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2016, 08:37:37 AM »
As "two-baggers" go, his bags would have to be body bags ... zipped up ... with the zippers sealed full length with epoxy!

Oh! And I wonder what his forum name is on Labour Underground?
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2016, 08:53:22 AM »
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Jordan admitted that it all began when he was a teenager.

He explained: “It started when I was 19 and got my eyebrows tattooed on.”

At the time, he admitted to using his student loan money to pay for his procedures.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/535286/Jordan-James-Parke-kim-kardashian-lookalike-student-loans-plastic-surgery

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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2016, 09:03:25 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on October 08, 2016, 08:53:22 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/535286/Jordan-James-Parke-kim-kardashian-lookalike-student-loans-plastic-surgery

Since he's made himself all but unemployable, UK taxpayers will likely end up paying for his surgeries.

Tattooed eyebrows? :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: I remember a beautiful coworker some years ago. Very beautiful, but her tattooed eyebrows were very disturbing.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2016, 11:39:31 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 07, 2016, 09:15:50 PM
His lips look like hemorrhoids.

Heard the old saw "If I had a face like yours, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards".  I never believed it was actually possible.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2016, 12:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on October 08, 2016, 11:39:31 AM
Heard the old saw "If I had a face like yours, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards".  I never believed it was actually possible.

With a face like that he wouldn't be allowed on radio!
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2016, 01:39:36 PM »
Steve numbers would still hit it.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2016, 02:36:10 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on October 08, 2016, 01:39:36 PM
Steve numbers would still hit it.

Like Tobin backing a trailer up to a loading dock.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2016, 04:43:29 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 07, 2016, 07:18:54 PM
Like the dummies, this fool probably wonders why people laugh at him.  Says he is british, assumes he lives there. Spent 200 big ones to do this.  Fool is 24. He could have invested that in an index mutual fund and be rich by the time he is 60.  Instead he will be working for scraps in a freak show.

Some people just should not be allowed to have large sums of money.

Talk about trainwreck! :mental:
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2016, 07:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 08, 2016, 04:43:29 PM
Talk about trainwreck! :mental:

Up in the thread someone posted a link that said this fool spent his student loan on this!

At least UGP has mental problems has a reason.  This fool is just a damned fool... and a deeply indebted one at that.
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2016, 08:00:57 PM »
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2016, 09:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 07, 2016, 09:15:50 PM

His lips look like hemorrhoids.
It looks like someone implanted heirloom tomatoes onto Groucho Marx:

« Last Edit: October 08, 2016, 09:07:49 PM by freedumb2003b »
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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2016, 09:43:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on October 08, 2016, 09:02:53 PM
It looks like someone implanted heirloom tomatoes onto Groucho Marx:



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Re: British man spends $200K to look like Kim Kardashian [FREAK ALERT]
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2016, 05:04:24 AM »
"“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35."
Considering that he/she/it looks like a deformed freak now, I'm guessing that by then, he/she/it will look like something you might see on an episode of 'The Walking Dead.'
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