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FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« on: September 29, 2016, 09:52:21 AM »
 
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FREE COFFEE!!


FREE coffee at WAWA today apparently means "by the cup".
I tried to explain to the manager that I was going to end up with a gallon of Mocha Mint ice coffee* anyway so why not just let me take it in the easy to carry container? She wasn't going for it. 

I was going to make a civil rights stand but unlike the hot cheese dispenser at 7-11 I can't get my head under the nozzle.

* mmmmm it's like a York peppermint patty milkshake but with caffeine.

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Taking your fair share huh DUmmie? Thief.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 10:08:44 AM »
I'm guessing underpants is one of those 400 lb. buffoons Trump mentioned in the debate.

...and that it doesn't wear underpants
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 10:18:49 AM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on September 29, 2016, 10:08:44 AM
I'm guessing underpants is one of those 400 lb. buffoons Trump mentioned in the debate.

...and that it doesn't wear underpants

It is underpants . . . :pokingpoop:
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 10:28:29 AM »
This primitive is one of the more stupid ones there, which is saying a lot. He claims to have either attended or graduated from VCU, which is a step below Trump University and, maybe, a step above kindergarten. That's another way of saying that they'll accept anyone and then hand them a sheepskin for barely showing up.

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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2016, 11:13:10 AM »
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civil rights stand

 :argh: Did anyone on DU have the courage and awareness to call out this cheapening of the concept of "civil rights"?! :argh:

I think MLK fought and worked for something a bit more significant than the "right" to take free coffee using a quart container!
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 12:18:22 PM »
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9. Thank you for this reminder

My exercise program includes walking 1000 feet and back to the Wawa for a sammich.

I had not realized it was free coffee day.

I will prepare a range of disguises.
It is a shame you cannot harness that energy to find a job rather than finding ways to mooch free coffee.

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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on September 29, 2016, 12:18:22 PM
It is a shame you cannot harness that energy to find a job rather than finding ways to mooch free coffee.
Actually, that "range of disguises" comment says something about him.

It's like asking "How can I deceive them this time?"
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2016, 01:31:39 PM »

     Silly me - I don't have time to loiter at gas stations, devising ways of mooching stuff meant to be given as a token. I'm sure I've bought that asshole more coffee than that Wawa could ever give them.

     
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2016, 01:37:19 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on September 29, 2016, 12:18:22 PM
It is a shame you cannot harness that energy to find a job rather than finding ways to mooch free coffee.

The jberryhill primitive would tell you he's a lawyer. If you ever need or know someone who does need a divorce, make sure the spouse of that person is represented by him. As incompetent as he is, the client of the jberryhill primitive will walk away penniless.

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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2016, 02:29:17 PM »
Geez! This is taking the Free Shit mentality to a really stupid and pathetic level.

And walking 2000 feet - with a mid-way rest break - is an exercise program? ::) Can we report this clown to Mooch-chelle?

Did WAWA forget to donate an appropriate amount to The SHREW?
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2016, 02:44:11 PM »
I believe the jbriarpatch primitive was going for humor on the 'disguise' comment.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2016, 04:44:24 PM »
First, what the hell is the WAWA?
Second, boiled down, the DUchebag is a thief and looter.
Third, It needs a crotch punch.
Fourth, if someone stole like this from the DUchebag, can you imagine the shitstorm?
Fifth, It needs a crotch punch.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2016, 04:48:52 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 29, 2016, 04:44:24 PM
First, what the hell is the WAWA?
Second, boiled down, the DUchebag is a thief and looter.
Third, It needs a crotch punch.
Fourth, if someone stole like this from the DUchebag, can you imagine the shitstorm?
Fifth, It needs a crotch punch.

In answer to your first point, they are a convenience store chain on the East coast.  I'm not sure what the range is, but there were a lot of them in NJ when I lived there.

Your other four points are fine as is.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2016, 05:31:44 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 29, 2016, 04:44:24 PM
First, what the hell is the WAWA?
Second, boiled down, the DUchebag is a thief and looter.
Third, It needs a crotch punch.
Fourth, if someone stole like this from the DUchebag, can you imagine the shitstorm?
Fifth, It needs a crotch punch.

Your third and fifth points are valid only if you're wearing industrial-strength rubber gloves.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2016, 10:38:09 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 29, 2016, 01:37:19 PM
The jberryhill primitive would tell you he's a lawyer. If you ever need or know someone who does need a divorce, make sure the spouse of that person is represented by him. As incompetent as he is, the client of the jberryhill primitive will walk away penniless.

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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2016, 06:46:21 AM »
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I was going to make a civil rights stand but unlike the hot cheese dispenser at 7-11 I can't get my head under the nozzle.

I have this visual in my head of a primitive... head upside-down and body in a contorted position to get it's head under a coffee dispenser nozzle with 200 degree coffee pouring onto it's face...

... and it makes me smile.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2016, 08:15:05 AM »
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... hot cheese dispenser ...

Somehow the image of such a thing turns my stomach, and the idea of positioning one's face close to it is even worse.
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2016, 10:47:57 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 29, 2016, 10:28:29 AM
This primitive is one of the more stupid ones there, which is saying a lot. He claims to have either attended or graduated from VCU, which is a step below Trump University and, maybe, a step above kindergarten. That's another way of saying that they'll accept anyone and then hand them a sheepskin for barely showing up.

Yep, underpants works for the state of Virginia:

http://www.virginiabids.com/bid-opportunities/2016/08/11/7217293-VRCBVI--OM-Canes--August-2016-.html

right there

OPM, of course
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2016, 11:03:03 PM »
With DUmmie "females", I'd wager body temp cheese is available. :puke: :ohnoes:
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Re: FREE COFFEE!! DUmmie tries to rip off store
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2016, 12:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 30, 2016, 11:03:03 PM
With DUmmie "females", I'd wager body temp cheese is available. :puke: :ohnoes:

Baby Bells at the least, mozzarella balls more likely.
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