1. zero bongs
2. The DUchebag has no guns in any caliber bigger than .177.
3. The DUchebag does not know any burly man, Marine, or real man.
4. The DUchebag doesn't have the stones to go to another man's house, that has weapons, and then take them away. Hell, I don't think I have the stones to do that but I'm not a fool.
5. The DUchebag is thinking that it is OK to take away Constitutional rights with flimsy evidence. I believe this is called SWATTING.