Sorry, Maureen. Cankles passed out, lost a shoe, and probably loaded her drawers with about $25,000 worth of seared sea scallops from the previous night's fundraiser.
And add me to the number of people who think she has a body double. Which I FULLY support, I mean, if I was cursed with having to look like that sorry ****, I'd try to squeeze a few bucks out of it, too.
(But if I looked like you, Mo, I'd kill myself, as should you, because you look like yourself.)