Why you should just change your name and move away...

[dutch508]

can you imagine trying to hold any conversation with this person?

powergirl  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-02-08 09:14 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6577868
MY DAD BLOWS ANOTHER GASKET- another great response to a neocon
 Advertisements [?]Edited on Sat Aug-02-08 09:22 PM by powergirl
You may remember about a month ago, my dad blew a major one - after some morans (sic) send him a ridiculous neocon email. Well, they haven't learned their lesson. To recap, my dad, Phillip, a white guy, about 72 years old, native Texan, went to segregated schools in the south, former army, and a Republican not too long ago is voting for OBAMA. He wants to make things right in this country and hopefully help remove the stain of racism on our country. This, of course, has his neocon colleagues all in a dither. He received, in his words, a "smart ass" email from one of them. It is below. My Dad's responses are in ALL CAPS. Enjoy

I'm voting Democrat because:
I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earned and saved than I would.

NOT REALLY. I WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO SPEND $150,000,000,000 A YEAR ON A WAR THAT AT LEAST 60% OF AMERICANS WANT TO STOP. NO WORRIES, MY GRANDCHILDREN WILL PAY THE BILL -- TO THE CHINESE.

I'm voting Democrat because:
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO AUTHORIZE THE NSA AND THE PHONE COMPANIES TO LISTEN TO MY PHONE CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT A WARRANT. WHO COULD BE OFFENDED?

I'm voting Democrat because:
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they suddenly think we're good people.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE SENATOR MCCAIN NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE IRAQ. MAYBE MY GRANDCHILDREN WILL GET THE CHANCE TO SEE BAGHDAD -- IN UNIFORM.

I'm voting Democrat because:
I believe that people who CAN'T tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO WE CAN WAIT TO SEE IF IT WILL REALLY HAPPENS. MAYBE THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE, BUT WHAT THE HELL? WHAT'S GOOD FOR GM IS GOOD FOR AMERICA, RIGHT?

I'm voting Democrat because:
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO WE CAN GET MORE JUSTICES ON THE SUPREME COURT THAT WILL STEER US BACK INTO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS. WHO NEEDS THE CONSTITUTION WHEN WE HAVE A BIBLE?

I'm voting Democrat because:
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO GOOD REPUBLICAN CEO'S CAN CONTINUE TO RAPE AND PILLAGE THE CORPORATIONS THAT MAKE UP OUR RETIREMENT PORTFOLIOS.

I'm voting Democrat because:
I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe organization kooks who could NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN SO WE CAN GET MORE JUDGES THAT WILL PUT THE FRINGE GROUPS IN THEIR PLACES -- ON THE FRINGE. AFTER ALL, I AM NOT A MEMBER OF A FRINGE GROUP -- AM I?

I'm voting Democrat because:
I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, and when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE THEY WILL ROOT OUT THE TERRORISTS OVER HERE, EVEN IF THEY MAKE A MISTAKE NOW AND THEN. WHAT THE HELL DOES /HABEAS CORPUS/ MEAN ANYWAY? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A POINTY-HEADED ELITIST LIBERAL JUDGE WOULD SAY. HERE'S ANOTHER GOOD LATIN WEIRD SAYING: NON SEQUITUR.

readmoreoften  (1000+ posts)       Sun Aug-03-08 01:47 PM
Response to Original message
61. He sounds like a good Texan to me. My gun-totin' inlaws are also voting Obama.
 Chew some dip, shoot some guns, give the kids some Bluebell Homemade Ice Cream, vote for the Democrat.

 

 

[jukin]

With all the crossover voters, I won't be surprised if Obama gets 400...no 500.....no ONE BILLION votes.[/drevil]

[Bondai]

72 year old moron.....

[Red October]

Your TalkingPoints-Fu is strong, but mine is STRONGER! 

and a Republican not too long ago

Yeah, I believe you.

[Chris_]

What a bunch of stupid non sequiturs.  Suppression of Free speech gets answered by The War, wasting our money on social programs for the able-bodied gets answered by The War.

Not only is this jackass not clever, but he is extremely extremely stupid and logic-challenged.

[Chris_]

With all the crossover voters, I won't be surprised if Obama gets 400...no 500.....no ONE BILLION votes.[/drevil]

A bazillion! A gagillion!

[Airwolf]

That story is DOA. It couldn't bounce if you pumped 4 million volts through it. It is an ex bouncy. Bereft of live,it has shuffled off this mortal coil and gone to meet its maker.

[Chris_]

That story is DOA. It couldn't bounce if you pumped 4 million volts through it. It is an ex bouncy. Bereft of live,it has shuffled off this mortal coil and gone to meet its maker.

It has joined the choir and vestibule.  It is an EX-story.

[Lord Undies]

They will never understand that good decent sane people don't throw all that is dear to them over the cliff and suddenly become democrats.  It ain't never nope not gonna happen nada.  .Period. 

As one of their threads about the head chopper in Canada proves by admission, more than half the human baggage who posts on DU are mentally ill in one form or another, which is what leads to liberalism.  Sane people aren't liberals and they don't become democrats unless they are slipping into mental illness.   

[jtyangel]

"remove the stain of racism"? You mean like democrats tried to do in 1964? 

[USA4ME]

powergirl's father sounds like a nice, stable, individual.  Not really.

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[jinxmchue]

Wonder if this DUmp monkey's father would appreciate his child lying about things he supposedly is saying.  Amazing how he hits all the Democrat talking points dead center.

[Chris_]

powergirl's father sounds like a nice, stable, individual.  Not really.

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He probably is, seeing as this is a bouncy, or an ex-bouncy as Airwolf said.

[djones520]

I'm voting Democrat because:
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they suddenly think we're good people.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE SENATOR MCCAIN NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE IRAQ. MAYBE MY GRANDCHILDREN WILL GET THE CHANCE TO SEE BAGHDAD -- IN UNIFORM.

Shit, I'm wearing the uniform today, and I haven't seen Baghdad yet.  I highly doubt my children will.  Unless they themselves CHOOSE to join the military, and we happen to have a permanent military base established there like we do in Germany, or Japan, or one of the various other nations we help defend.

[dutch508]

I'm voting Democrat because:
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they suddenly think we're good people.

NOT REALLY. I'LL VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE SENATOR MCCAIN NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE IRAQ. MAYBE MY GRANDCHILDREN WILL GET THE CHANCE TO SEE BAGHDAD -- IN UNIFORM.

Shit, I'm wearing the uniform today, and I haven't seen Baghdad yet.  I highly doubt my children will.  Unless they themselves CHOOSE to join the military, and we happen to have a permanent military base established there like we do in Germany, or Japan, or one of the various other nations we help defend.

bitchslapped for being a slacker.