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primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« on: September 07, 2016, 02:04:33 AM »
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I Just Finished My First Demo, I'd Appreciate If Someone Listned

Thanks for being open enough to let me share some tunes with you.

I'm on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/dylanbriscall

All the songs on Early Mornings, Late Nights, and Long Roads were written and composed by me and were produced by Joel Kazmi--who’s worked with artists like The Tea Party, Rush, N’sync, Sum 41, and Anne Murray.

If you don't want to listen that is absolutely cool and if you can recommend some new music or mention any great shows you've seen lately, that would be great.

Cheers!

Only 12 posts- I hope you're new here.  Get out while you can.  Oh, and your music is forgettable pablum.  If you really want to impress the DUmp, you've got to step it up to Hitachi Dildo-levels of stupidity, like the legendary Taverner did:

https://soundcloud.com/taverner420/interlude-hitachi-dildo



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Re: primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2016, 03:58:50 AM »
I am not going to make fun of the primitive but honestly he needs to keep his day job as they say.
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Re: primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2016, 07:12:43 PM »
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Dylan is a name that makes you think of creativity - the writer Dylan Thomas...music legend Bob Dylan (and of course, his son, Jakob Dylan)...the actor Dylan McDermott... Now there is a new Dylan on the scene - Dylan Briscall. Dylan is a 24-year-old singer/songwriter from the Greater Toronto Area.

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According to an assessment on Dylan’s work by the Songwriters Association of Canada (SAC), “The Lyrics are quite poetic, with some lovely beautiful stuff, like ‘…what I figured out before water could land on the seed of doubt’ and the imagery of the Phoenix, your [Dylan] choice of words—and the wonderful sense of rhythm with kiss/bond/blood/veins—words in powerful spots.” Thus, giving Dylan a very high overall rating in in his assessment by SAC.

Seed of doubt or aching seed?  Which is better?

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My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic content!**

 
Such strength   

The masculine facade

Sharp flashing eyes

Tender fingers and tongue


The man dominates me.

His body, his mind

Overcome me.


He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.

And then he enters


I open and yield myself

I surrender to his strength, his passion.

My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...


But it’s wrong


I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?


At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...
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Re: primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2016, 07:25:54 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 07, 2016, 07:12:43 PM
Seed of doubt or aching seed?  Which is better?
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DAMN, Delmar!!!!

I could have gone at least another 40-50 years without seeing that "poem" ever again, and you went and ruined my life!!!   :puke:

FWIW, that "poem" is like a train wreck:  It's hideous, but you can't look away...   :bolt:
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Re: primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2016, 08:11:42 PM »
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Re: primitive offers up a soundcloud demo offering, falls far short of Hitachi Dildo
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2016, 10:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 07, 2016, 07:12:43 PM
Seed of doubt or aching seed?  Which is better?

Seed out doubt wins out by a mile.  If you're Calpig with an aching seed, you'll end up with a Capiglet. 

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