Some of my favorites, that definitely fit with the DUmmies:
"Liberals are the sort of people who’ll tell you conservatives are “angry†right after they obsessively hurl hate and abuse at the police, the military and Christians."
" They’re the sort of people who have an infinite supply of pity for someone who gets shot while assaulting a cop, but are indifferent to innocent Americans victimized by criminals."
" Liberals are the sort of people who call others racist, sexist, Nazis, Fascists and haters while simultaneously complaining that other people need to be more sensitive and careful about what they say."
NAILED IT!