Messalina Agrippina for lurking primitives

[franksolich]

Thanks to BlueStateSaint, who first noticed this.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/08/28/guns-politics-mean-girls/

It's not agreeable to being copied-and-pasted; I have no idea why.

Anyway, there's a description of the former First Lady as Messalina or Agrippina--either one; they were both prominent women in ancient Rome notorious for their lust, their cruelty, their sadism.

I myself have been referring to the former First Lady as "Messalina Agrippina" since the primaries of 2008, in case anyone's forgotten.  I invented the nickname because, well, there's so much about her that suggests lust, cruelty, sadism.

I'll bet Bill was scared shitless when locked up alone with her; myself being a sensitive male, I know I would be too.  I'd be no match for whatever savageries she'd wish to impose upon me.

Like the BainsBane primitive on Skins's island, she kind of makes the once-famous Lorena Bobbitt look like Mamie Eisenhower.

It's perhaps highly unlikely that the Daily Caller came across one of my references--I've made hundreds, if not thousands, since 2008--to "Messalina Agrippina" (franksolich is the only person I know who's ever used the term)--but maybe there's an infinitesimal chance that they did.

[Carl]

From the article.

“History would remember him as the emperor who drooled and stammered and her as one of the most controlling, devious and ambitious in all of history.”

[BlueStateSaint]

Thank you, Coach, for the hat tip.

Carl, did you note the ages of the two 'lovebirds' in the article?  He was in his 50s, and she was 15.  Quite the ambitious little bitch--and quite promiscuous, as well.

[Karin]

She tortured and killed her husband's two nieces, as well. 

[Delmar]

From left to right:  Claudius, Caligula, and Messaline.

[BlueStateSaint]

She tortured and killed her husband's two nieces, as well.

One survived--Agrippina . . . who later replaced Messilina as Claudius' wife.

[Carl]

Thank you, Coach, for the hat tip.

Carl, did you note the ages of the two 'lovebirds' in the article?  He was in his 50s, and she was 15.  Quite the ambitious little bitch--and quite promiscuous, as well.

So much like the modern day Bubba.

[franksolich]

So much like the modern day Bubba.

This is one of the wildest swings in perception for me, in all of my adult life.

I used to really despise Bill and feel sorry for his wife, especially for all the embarrassment and humiliation she went through during the Impeachment.

I used to consider Bill a number-one first-class rectal aperture.

But now, after several years of watching the women's-libbers on Skins's island, I've done a 180, a complete turnaround, a volte-face.

It must've been Hell for the poor guy, especially whenever the two of them were alone together.

[Carl]

This is one of the wildest swings in perception for me, in all of my adult life.

I used to really despise Bill and feel sorry for his wife, especially for all the embarrassment and humiliation she went through during the Impeachment.

I used to consider Bill a number-one first-class rectal aperture.

But now, after several years of watching the women's-libbers on Skins's island, I've done a 180, a complete turnaround, a volte-face.


It must've been Hell for the poor guy, especially whenever the two of them were alone together.

Pedo island has been his respite from the klams.

[franksolich]

Pedo island has been his respite from the klams.

It's no wonder poor Bill looks so aged, older than his years.

Imagine what it must've been like for him, hopping around in the sack with her.