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Offline franksolich

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the big guy explains his absence
« on: August 24, 2016, 07:53:52 AM »
http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/it-may-be-a-while-before-i-get-back-to-posting-regularly/

I dunno if anybody else noticed--probably not--but the big guy's been missing in action the past several days.  I guess we now know why.  Sort of.

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It may be a while before I get back to posting regularly

We are in the middle of a family emergency that started on the 14th.
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2016, 08:45:43 AM »
The big, sweaty one was visiting the old workplace . . . and fell in? :confused: :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2016, 08:59:17 AM »
I thought he was on his death bed. 
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2016, 09:46:41 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on August 24, 2016, 08:59:17 AM
I thought he was on his death bed.

He is but he keeps getting up.
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2016, 09:48:38 AM »
Whenever he disappears I just figure his dementia time warped him back to the pre-internet days
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2016, 04:15:24 PM »
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Omaha Steve    (449 posts)    August 24, 2016 at 4:30 am
 
It may be a while before I get back to posting regularly

We are in the middle of a family emergency that started on the 14th.

The store ran out of mini tacos?
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2016, 08:52:02 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 24, 2016, 04:15:24 PM
The store ran out of mini tacos?

My theory is this:

Since the big guy promised everybody his demise was imminent, so as to get ready for her life after Steve, poor dear Marta started window-shopping around, for a potential second husband, preferably one who'd take care of her, instead of her taking care of him, as has been the case in the Dawes household the past forty years.

She probably looked too longingly at some guy, and the big guy's now having a cow about it.
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2016, 09:54:01 PM »
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We are in the middle of a family emergency that started on the 14th.


Read: 

I got stuck halfway through egressing a doorway, and I've been trying to unwedge myself since.
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2016, 10:07:44 PM »
You know, he's disappointed his wife for 40 years, and now he's managed to drag this entire forum into it with delaying what we've all been eager to witness. A mini taco coffin would be pretty great and Marta wouldn't be out much if it were made like a piñata...and used like one

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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2016, 10:56:54 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 24, 2016, 09:54:01 PM

I got stuck halfway through egressing a ladies room doorway, and I've been trying to unwedge myself since.
   
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Re: the big guy explains his absence
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2016, 11:36:19 PM »
Family emergency = restraining order from a girls basketball team
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