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Offline BamaMoose

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Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« on: August 05, 2016, 01:29:20 PM »
Apparently this noob failed out of Bouncy U but did pass the journalism course taught by Nadin.

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Bank of america
   
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed   

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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2016, 01:37:14 PM »
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2016, 02:00:46 PM »
It's not a very large word salad, and the words are so blended that the flavor is rather muddled.
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2016, 02:02:26 PM »
 :lmao: :rotf:  That's the funniest thing I've read all week!  Thanks, noob! 
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2016, 02:19:13 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on August 05, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
It's not a very large word salad, and the words are so blended that the flavor is rather muddled.

It's a 'complex' taste.  Let's see . . . I detect a fair amount of sexism, airs of superiority, and 1%er disdain.

You?
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2016, 02:56:01 PM »
Needs lots more cowbell.
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2016, 03:32:19 PM »
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Bank of america
   
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed
There's a lot going on here, so let's break it down:

-Bank of America.
-Grandma, a dude not named Dan, walks in, wanting to cash a check, but they won't let him.
-Someone's a demicrat, an advocate for a government that wields half the power, or possibly just half a government.
-A gonna votes for Hillary. Whose gonna? Their gonna.
-The narrator and his Doppelgänger looked at each other, pissed.

Is that right? Ah well, I understood the "Bank of America" part, anyway.   
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2016, 03:49:24 PM »
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Bank of america
   
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed   

So your mom and grandma are men and they are/aren't named Dan?

Sheesh!  Even Nads and Amber are better at the written word than this!!!

And we are supposed to be the stupid ones?

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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2016, 03:50:57 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on August 05, 2016, 03:32:19 PM
There's a lot going on here, so let's break it down:

-Bank of America.
-Grandma, a dude not named Dan, walks in, wanting to cash a check, but they won't let him.
-Someone's a demicrat, an advocate for a government that wields half the power, or possibly just half a government.
-A gonna votes for Hillary. Whose gonna? Their gonna.
-The narrator and his Doppelgänger looked at each other, pissed.

Is that right? Ah well, I understood the "Bank of America" part, anyway.
Wait a minute. Are you saying his Grandma is a dude not named Dan?? The main question, as far as I'm concerned is: which restroom did they make him/her/it use????
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2016, 05:41:26 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 05, 2016, 03:49:24 PM
So your mom and grandma are men and they are/aren't named Dan?

Sheesh!  Even Nads and Amber are better at the written word than this!!!

And we are supposed to be the stupid ones?

The easy solution is to have mom or gramma IDENTIFY as a guy named DAN. Problem solved.
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2016, 11:18:05 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on August 05, 2016, 05:41:26 PM
The easy solution is to have mom or gramma IDENTIFY as a guy named DAN. Problem solved.
:rotf:  :lmao:  yes  :cheersmate:
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2016, 11:19:49 AM »
What PGR said! H-5!
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Re: Word Salad with a side of Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2016, 11:22:29 AM »
I wonder, if I tell the Boston Athletic Association that I identify as a sub-4-hour marathon runner, do you think they'll let me into the Boston Marathon even if I've never run/walked a marathon in my life?
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