The 12 Steps of Donald Trump Addiction. Williampitt

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WilliamPitt (58,171 posts)

The 12 Steps of Donald Trump Addiction


Talking to my mom about Trump today, and she's convinced he won't make it to November. "Health problems, they'll say," she said. "Addiction," I replied because I think he's a speed freak. "He's addicted to himself," she said.

... which led to a probably deplorable riff on Alcoholics Anonymous:

Donald Trump Anonymous. "Hi, my name is Donald and I'm addicted to me."

"Hi Donald!"

The DTA 12 Steps:

We admitted we were powerless over being an asshole.

Came to believe that no greater Power exists, because we are that greater power.

Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Ourselves as we understood Us.

Refused to make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of how it's gonna be great, believe me.

Were entirely ready to have all these defects of character stay right where they are.

Humbly asked Him to go **** Himself.

Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and found them so we could **** their shit up all over again.

Made direct contact with such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.

Fail to continue to take personal inventory and when we were wrong never admit it.

Refuse to seek through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him. That shit's for douchebag Protestants and silly Catholics.

Having had no spiritual awakening whatsoever as the result of these steps, we swear to carry this message to Donald Trump Addicts and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

(No offense to any brothers and sisters in AA intended)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028064486

This coming from a drunk who looks at teens in the park.

[Bad Dog]

Talk about phoning it in.  The rummy was never much of a writer but, this is just sad. 

[Carl]

The ramblings of a drunken slop bucket for a brain that considers itself profound while all those nearby look on with embarrassment.

[Karin]

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Sun Jul 31, 2016, 05:37 PM

Star Member Spazito (33,594 posts)

2. I read your blog piece on truthout...
 
the hit piece on Hillary and Bill Clinton and, having read that, this OP strikes me as beyond disingenuous. 

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Sun Jul 31, 2016, 05:48 PM

Star Member tammywammy (25,282 posts)

4. ...
 
I don't like Hillary Clinton or her husband. She does not have my vote.

http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/36992-just-a-show-the-calm-sham-of-the-dnc

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Sun Jul 31, 2016, 06:15 PM

MohRokTah (14,753 posts)

9. I thought you left?

BTW, you should vote for Hillary if you have a problem with Trump.

Maybe you should rewrite your blog post where you say you won't vote for her.

Oh, a Shout-Out!  Responding to something called "Post Removed."

Response to Post removed (Reply #30)

Sun Jul 31, 2016, 11:36 PM

Star Member still_one (45,214 posts)

34. A lot of those so-call pearls have come from the man's keyboard, like calling President Obama

some of the most vulgar names fitting the conservative cave you are alluding to
 

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Aug 2, 2016, 10:09 AM

betsuni (3,402 posts)

49. These Pittances are cliches and ME ME ME ME.
 
Not of interest. 

Oh my.  It just goes on and on.  Why so much hate, DUmmies?   

[SVPete]

Oh my.  It just goes on and on.  Why so much hate, DUmmies?   

They'll respond to your question in 24 business hours.

[USA4ME]

All this just further confirms is, for some crazy reason, Skin's island holds some appeal to them, like they have to be acknowledged there in order for their existence to be valid. DU, DailyKos, and other libs sites are the very definition of groupthink and compliance with authoritarians to liberals who claim to value independent thought and liberty.

.

[zeitgeist]

Alas, has all the kewl gone out of Will I am Pittiful's hot air balloon?  Guess now he is a 'straight' baby daddy who can no longer move the nether regions of DUmmy land with his putrid prose.  Maybe Lady Peg can help him out with some witty lyric poesy.  Just a though. 

[Maverick1987]

WilliamPitt (58,171 posts)

The 12 Steps of Donald Trump Addiction

...

Pure projection. 

Pol worship and adulation is far more prolific on the "left"

DU is a case study on the matter

[Skul]

Good grief, Wilbur.
Smoke some weed and take that pill.
Ý'all won't feel a thing for the rest of your miserable life.

[FlaGator]

Will should develop a deeper relationship with the 12 steps of A. A. and start living them. I'll help him get started with step one

"We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol and that our lives had become unmanageable."

[BlueStateSaint]

Will should develop a deeper relationship with the 12 steps of A. A. and start living them. I'll help him get started with step one

"We admitted that we were powerless over alcohol and that our lives had become unmanageable."

He should, for his daughter's sake, but he won't.

[98ZJUSMC]

Oh, a Shout-Out!  Responding to something called "Post Removed."

Oh my.  It just goes on and on.  Why so much hate, DUmmies?   

They just can't help themselves.   That thread is funny.

[Delmar]

Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Sun Jul 31, 2016, 06:02 PM
Star Member SidDithers (40,922 posts)
6. Trump is a piece of shit used car salesman...nt

Sid

Leftwing editor turns angrily against Obamacare, calls Obama “you piece of sh*t used-car salesman”

http://gopthedailydose.com/2014/03/21/leftwing-editor-turns-angrily-obamacare-calls-obama-piece-sht-used-car-salesman/

Tue Mar 18, 2014, 04:22 PM
WilliamPitt (58,171 posts)

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[CollectivismMustDie]

Meh.

I'd write "The 12 steps of Will Pitt", but it would be as big a failure as its subject.

Nobody would believe he took 12 steps without falling over.


CMD

[I_B_Perky]

Meh.

I'd write "The 12 steps of Will Pitt", but it would be as big a failure as its subject.

Nobody would believe he took 12 steps without falling over.


CMD

I'll write the 12 steps of Pittstain:

1. Drink booze in a bar
2. Drink more booze in a bar
3. Get drunk in said bar
4. Bartender asks Pittstain if he is ok
5. Pittstain mouths off that it is all the GOP's fault
6. Bartender cuts Pittstain off
7. Pittstain gets upset, mouths off to bartender
8. Bartender throws him out the door
9. Pittstain staggers home
10. Pittstain, once home, gets pissed off
11. Pittstain takes his anger out on the eeevil *hic* damned rethuglicans by posting on DU and nobody at DU cares
12. Pittstain passes out in a drunken stupor

Feel free to modify as ya all see fit!   

[Carl]

I'll write the 12 steps of Pittstain:

1. Drink booze in a bar
2. Drink more booze in a bar
3. Get drunk in said bar
4. Bartender asks Pittstain if he is ok
5. Pittstain mouths off that it is all the GOP's fault
6. Bartender cuts Pittstain off
7. Pittstain gets upset, mouths off to bartender
8. Bartender throws him out the door
9. Pittstain staggers home
10. Pittstain, once home, gets pissed off
11. Pittstain takes his anger out on the eeevil *hic* damned rethuglicans by posting on DU and nobody at DU cares
12. Pittstain passes out in a drunken stupor

Feel free to modify as ya all see fit!   

Perfect H5! 

[jukin]

It's been a while but wasn't Pittstain in legal trouble for having sex with an under aged girl(s)?

Another trait that leftists and muzzies have in common.

[Karin]

Perfect except it needs:

8(b)  Hit someone in the head with a big can of ravioli. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Perfect except it needs:

8(b)  Hit someone in the head with a big can of ravioli.

Actually, he got hit by a brick at least once in a drunken stupor.  Lemme see if I can find that DUmp thread...

[I_B_Perky]

Actually, he got hit by a brick at least once in a drunken stupor.  Lemme see if I can find that DUmp thread...

I missed that one... so did a propelled brick hit his head or did he fall down and hit his head on a brick?   Either way it apparently did not knock any sense into him.  Not surprised that he survived since his head is filled with rocks.   

[I_B_Perky]

It's been a while but wasn't Pittstain in legal trouble for having sex with an under aged girl(s)?

Another trait that leftists and muzzies have in common.

I don't know the long and short of it... I do seem to recall he lost his teaching/coaching job over something like that and it was never prosecuted. I suspect it was more along the line of him making a pass/inappropriate touching of some underage girl.  Maybe Frank knows.

[Big Dog]

It's been a while but wasn't Pittstain in legal trouble for having sex with an under aged girl(s)?

Another trait that leftists and muzzies have in common.

So the story goes. Pitt was a junior high school teacher, or substitute, and he had a fondness for sweet young thangs.

[franksolich]

Maybe Frank knows.

<<<am not around much here any more, but still keeps a finger on the primitives.

<<<still knows all.

<<<Mama Pitt had to use some of the Bostonian Drunkard's trust fund money left him by his maternal grandfather to compensate the victim and her parents for her pain and suffering, after which the issue was legally sealed.

[I_B_Perky]

<<<am not around much here any more, but still keeps a finger on the primitives.

<<<still knows all.

<<<Mama Pitt had to use some of the Bostonian Drunkard's trust fund money left him by his maternal grandfather to compensate the victim and her parents for her pain and suffering, after which the issue was legally sealed.

Thanks Frank!!!   That is what makes me think it was more along the line of inappropriate touching than actual sex.  The cops would have jumped all over that and pittstain would be some guy's bitch in prison if they could have proven it.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Searching my old document backups. Give me a bit.

IIRC, Wee Willie was at the Boston '04 convention.  Or just stumbling around Boston in the wee hours.