I have always envisioned AvPro as the chap out on the ramp in the blue stained coveralls hooking up the hose to the shitter drains on airliners.
That said, there have been many times when someone comes up with a succinct combination of words that perfectly expresses the feelings of a particular time. For example, "shit happens". This is not one of those times.
Close, BDog. However, he's been deemed too incompetent for that job..
He's actually a right seat rider on a turd hearse.
He is permitted to use a pooper-scooper and small broom after a week of OJT.
He's often seen chasing an errent turd laying in blue juice. The turd a puck, the broom, a hockey stick .
The growler, is usually the winner.
He makes an effort to emulate the movie "Caddy Shack", by taking a bite of saId buttlog.
He then declares it's a
Snickers bar because he found peanuts in it.
The other rampers view him as a comedic bùffoon.