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Offline CC27

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Trump is like the guy at the bar
« on: July 20, 2016, 10:59:41 AM »
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Trump is like the guy at the bar


who is mouthy when he comes in and gets worse after a couple of beers. You kind of know him because he's a regular. You hang out near him because he has a good joke or story, something that would never happen to you. He talks over the people near him, cuts down any opinion you might have, and laughs at you if you get mad, and says something funny that is supposed to make you feel better. Everyone else laughs, so you kind of smile, so it doesn't get unpleasant, but you still feel uncomfortable. You love coming to this bar, so even if he is there, you'll still come, because its your hangout. You have friends he treats the same way, but they act like it doesn't bother them, so you wonder if you are too sensitive and try to be more accepting. But you never really like the way he acts.
When Bush was running for President, the news media had the ridiculous question 'Who would you rather drink a beer with?' Like Bush would drink a beer with some supporter that hadn't been picked and patted down. None of us, unless you are related or work for a candidate, will ever know the candidate. We can form an opinion from what we see on tv. So my point: why does anyone want to vote for somebody who's such a slob? -- not messy, a mess.

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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2016, 11:08:42 AM »
Sounds like "it" is talking about Wee Willie Pitt.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2016, 11:11:28 AM »
Was there a point in that somewhere?
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2016, 11:16:24 AM »
Quote from: Carl on July 20, 2016, 11:11:28 AM
Was there a point in that somewhere?

Some DU-folk wouldn't have a point if they used a pencil sharpener.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2016, 12:11:51 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 20, 2016, 11:16:24 AM
Some DU-folk wouldn't have a point if they used a pencil sharpener.

Those are the same idiots that actually do have points . . .

Right on top of their heads. :whistling:
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2016, 12:16:39 PM »
Sadly because of you psycho bastards, Bush probably is forced to be cautious of who approaches him.  Why don't you ask the Secret Service which presidents are friendly to the average Joe (Reagan and Bushes) and which ones are absolute nasty snobs (Clintons and Obamas)  Go ahead.  They're with them every day.  I dare you to google that.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2016, 12:19:56 PM »
Quote from: YupItsMe on July 20, 2016, 12:16:39 PM
Sadly because of you psycho bastards, Bush probably is forced to be cautious of who approaches him.  Why don't you ask the Secret Service which presidents are friendly to the average Joe (Reagan and Bushes) and which ones are absolute nasty snobs (Clintons and Obamas)  Go ahead.  They're with them every day.  I dare you to google that.

President Bush still does a lot for veterans and other people.  The difference is, he doesn't seek publicity for what he does.

He does that yearly mountain bike ride with vets, and it gets very little press. He also makes surprise visits to his Presidential Library just to meet and greet visitors.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2016, 12:21:04 PM »
Hillary is like the spouse where you find reasons to work late and, when you do decide you have to come home, you purposely get into the slow lane and try to make it even slower.

Just ask Bill.

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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2016, 12:29:27 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 20, 2016, 12:21:04 PM
Hillary is like the spouse where you find reasons to work late and, when you do decide you have to come home, you purposely get into the slow lane and try to make it even slower.

Just ask Bill.

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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2016, 12:42:49 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 20, 2016, 12:21:04 PM
Hillary is like the spouse where you find reasons to work late and, when you do decide you have to come home, you purposely get into the slow lane and try to make it even slower.

Just ask Bill.

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Been there, done that.  Good analogy.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2016, 05:25:55 PM »
Three SJW's walked into a bar. Trump was there.

Trump saw them and stared at them. The SJW's pissed themselves and ran out.

The End.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2016, 05:35:15 PM »
Marthe48 just described itself, or is trying to project its social insecurities onto everyone else.  Is also likely an alcoholic.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2016, 05:50:24 PM »
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Trump is like the guy at the bar


who is mouthy when he comes in and gets worse after a couple of beers. You kind of know him because he's a regular. You hang out near him because he has a good joke or story, something that would never happen to you. He talks over the people near him, cuts down any opinion you might have, and laughs at you if you get mad, and says something funny that is supposed to make you feel better. Everyone else laughs, so you kind of smile, so it doesn't get unpleasant, but you still feel uncomfortable. You love coming to this bar, so even if he is there, you'll still come, because its your hangout. You have friends he treats the same way, but they act like it doesn't bother them, so you wonder if you are too sensitive and try to be more accepting. But you never really like the way he acts.
When Bush was running for President, the news media had the ridiculous question 'Who would you rather drink a beer with?' Like Bush would drink a beer with some supporter that hadn't been picked and patted down. None of us, unless you are related or work for a candidate, will ever know the candidate. We can form an opinion from what we see on tv. So my point: why does anyone want to vote for somebody who's such a slob? -- not messy, a mess.

So you hang out in bars, eh?  Sounds like you do that a lot.  So you are either an alky or a pro.  My money is on a pro.  Bet some loud mouth john stiffed you on the fee after the... shall we say the agreed upon transaction... for poor performance.

Should have wiggled your butt a little more during the transaction. 
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2016, 06:30:12 PM »
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Response to Marthe48 (Original post)Wed Jul 20, 2016, 11:05 AM
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3. Great analogy ...

Leave it to 1StupidBlackMan.

Hillary is like the crazy old drunk woman who steals rhubarb.

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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2016, 07:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on July 20, 2016, 05:25:55 PM
Three SJW's walked into a bar. Trump was there.

Trump saw them and stared at them. The SJW's pissed themselves and ran out.

The End.

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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2016, 11:03:43 AM »
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Trump is like the guy at the bar


who is mouthy when he comes in and gets worse after a couple of beers. You kind of know him because he's a regular. You hang out near him because he has a good joke or story, something that would never happen to you. He talks over the people near him, cuts down any opinion you might have, and laughs at you if you get mad, and says something funny that is supposed to make you feel better. Everyone else laughs, so you kind of smile, so it doesn't get unpleasant, but you still feel uncomfortable. You love coming to this bar, so even if he is there, you'll still come, because its your hangout. You have friends he treats the same way, but they act like it doesn't bother them, so you wonder if you are too sensitive and try to be more accepting. But you never really like the way he acts.
When Bush was running for President, the news media had the ridiculous question 'Who would you rather drink a beer with?' Like Bush would drink a beer with some supporter that hadn't been picked and patted down. None of us, unless you are related or work for a candidate, will ever know the candidate. We can form an opinion from what we see on tv. So my point: why does anyone want to vote for somebody who's such a slob? -- not messy, a mess.


This post only off by one word, very impressive. Let me fix it:

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Obama is like the guy at the bar


who is mouthy when he comes in and gets worse after a couple of beers. You kind of know him because he's a regular. You hang out near him because he has a good joke or story, something that would never happen to you.(like eating dog? Yeah, that was funny. Not.) He talks over the people near him, cuts down any opinion you might have, and laughs at you if you get mad, and says something funny that is supposed to make you feel better. Everyone else laughs, so you kind of smile, so it doesn't get unpleasant, but you still feel uncomfortable. You love coming to this bar, so even if he is there, you'll still come, because its your hangout. You have friends he treats the same way, but they act like it doesn't bother them, so you wonder if you are too sensitive and try to be more accepting. But you never really like the way he acts.
When Bush was running for President, the news media had the ridiculous question 'Who would you rather drink a beer with?' Like Bush would drink a beer with some supporter that hadn't been picked and patted down. None of us, unless you are related or work for a candidate, will ever know the candidate. We can form an opinion from what we see on tv. So my point: why does anyone want to vote for somebody who's such a slob? -- not messy, a mess.


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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2016, 11:38:34 AM »
Frankly I'm enjoying the hysterics. Come whatever may but it is nice seeing someone running on the R ticket kick the left in between the legs instead of slinking around like a whipped dog whenever the heat is applied.
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Re: Trump is like the guy at the bar
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2016, 07:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Fourwinds on July 21, 2016, 11:38:34 AM
Frankly I'm enjoying the hysterics. Come whatever may but it is nice seeing someone running on the R ticket kick the left in between the legs instead of slinking around like a whipped dog whenever the heat is applied.

I'll give Trump credit for that.  He has beat the media at their own game.  The more they go after him, the higher his poll numbers rise.  The MSM is literally pulling their hair out. Nothing they do seems to gain any traction.  They are finally starting to realize that they are rapidly becoming irrelevant and it is driving them up a wall.  The more he does that, the more unhinged the MSM becomes and the more unhinged they become, the more irrelevant they become.

The man is crazy like a fox.

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