"Jeffersons Ghost (12,554 posts)
1. K&R My only regrets are that I lack Muslim friends and have only 1 life to give 4 my country."
Gag.
He only wants Muslim friends so he can then brag about how "Enlightened" and "Progressive" he is.
"Star Member RoccoR5955 (12,433 posts)
9. I am very worried about Muslims in the US
Because when tRump is president, he will go and throw them out, while the redneck gundamentalist ammosexuals will have a holiday shooting them."
Wait, wait:
Is this DUmmy saying that Trump will have all Muslims deported, or that imaginary gun- obsessed hillbillies will fill them all with bullets in the streets for no reason? Because, there's no way that both scenarios could happen, they're incompatible. If Trump deported them, there'd be none of them left for the imaginary hillbillies to shoot, and if the imaginary hillbillies shot them, there'd be none of them left for Trump to deport.
Freaking imbecile.
[DU mode on]
Unless maybe, the NRA hooks the hillbillies up with magic bullets that can travel through time and space (Which the NRA perhaps got from the same guy who sold Jack his magic beans) so that, when fired on an American street, they'll teleport to wherever the Muslim deportees are and hit them. Trump knew about it too, he'll use the mass deportation as a cover so they won't be seen as dying on American soil!
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
[DU mode off]