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Offline Mr Mannn

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Please see part one to get the story on this. This guy is a DUer lying about being a lawyer. he trolls DU style, gets his butt handed to him by conservatives, and now he wants to go home. But he doesn't...Fajin comes back!

100+ posts, but still a great read!
http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1015&pid=883283
just a bit of DU lore. He's supposed to get supporters to beg him to stay...but no one does.
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Fajin (72 posts)

I must bid you all adieu
I feel my brain cells dying from the toxic nonsense posted here.

So much hate is bad for you.

But bye.
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Da Mannn (7,907 posts)
3. So long to the pretend lawyer.

you claim to be a lawyer and hurl insults yourself. Like your claim makes your words any more important.
then when people ask you a question, you demand $3,500 to answer it.

Most real lawyers don't strut around a board like a troll and refuse to say anything legal.


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Qukid (6,117 posts)
5. Meh, you're butt hurt over a hidden post.

Suck it up, buttercup. You'll be okay.
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Wheninrome (806 posts)
12. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

But some of us are not so sensitive to it and we stay and cook up a meal or two.

Perhaps a home on the range is for you...where never is heard a discouraging word and the sky is not cloudy all day.
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Da Mannn (7,907 posts)
14. You would think a pretend lawyer would be able to handle a little heat
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It Guy (2,801 posts)
48. Exactly. If anybody is thick skinned, it's attorneys.

Sticks and stones will break my bones, but a DI meany just ruins my day.
I hope he tucks his tail all the way back to Hillary's camp.
long thread, but a GREAT read.
anyways the poor schmuck comes back for MORE of the same
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Fajin (72 posts)
62. FYI it has very little to do with the goonish hiding of my post

I have been posting for a long time. I've seen The Stupid over and over and it's boring.

When I get to the point where I have little more to say to people other than "You're a ****ing moron," I'm out.
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Gamle-ged (13,421 posts)
63. I thought you WERE out! Now you're IN again. Or are you out NOW?...[/quote]
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Fajin (72 posts)
67. I speak the absolute truth.


The fact that you or your compatriots may take offense doesn't mean my absolute truth is trolling.
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Fajin (72 posts)
70. You act as though I value your approval

I don't advice from people for whom I have no respect.
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toast-chef (7,171 posts)
99. Why the big announcement?

Just leave. I don't know that anybody would be pining away for you if you simply left.
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Fajin (72 posts)
100. What's it to you?
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toast-chef (7,171 posts)
101. lol

Still here I see.

I guess you are getting pretty good mileage out of this "look at me!" post.

never a legal argument or opinion posted, this was a troll from the get go with all the earmarks of a classic DUer.
I posted this because Fajin reminded me of our fake bravenak.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2016, 03:03:49 PM »
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When I get to the point where I have little more to say to people other than "You're a ****ing moron," I'm out.

IOW this idiot spends all day telling himself to not engage anymore with that individual looking back at him in the mirror.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2016, 03:21:59 PM »
Anyone who wasn't a Democrat political appointee and did what Lynch did would be reading a rather unpleasant 'show cause' letter from their state professional disciplinary committee along about Tuesday morning.
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2016, 03:31:32 PM »
What an asshole!  What lawyer would have time to do GBCW posts?


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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2016, 03:36:04 PM »
What an asshole!  What lawyer would have time to do GBCW posts?

One who didn't have enough takers on his supposed hourly rate and retainer fee to spend his time in a more remunerative fashion...

 :-)
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2016, 03:46:08 PM »
I have something funny to say about this thread, but since I'm a self-proclaimed and self-licensed interwebnets comedian, I'll need somebody to pay me $350 to post what I was going to say. 

Once I receive the funds, I will replace this message with the funny one I have prepared.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2016, 04:26:37 PM »
I have something funny to say about this thread, but since I'm a self-proclaimed and self-licensed interwebnets comedian, I'll need somebody to pay me $350 to post what I was going to say. 

Once I receive the funds, I will replace this message with the funny one I have prepared.

....and, what's up with that?   :)   :cheersmate:


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toast-chef (7,171 posts)
99. Why the big announcement?

Just leave. I don't know that anybody would be pining away for you if you simply left.


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100. What's it to you?

Premier legal mind goes "I know you are, but what am I?" 
 
:thatsright:
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2016, 04:27:47 PM »
I have something funny to say about this thread, but since I'm a self-proclaimed and self-licensed interwebnets comedian, I'll need somebody to pay me $350 to post what I was going to say. 

Once I receive the funds, I will replace this message with the funny one I have prepared.

You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2016, 06:11:40 PM »
You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.

Being that I hardly touch the stuff, I could probably be bought for about half shot glass.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2016, 05:27:19 AM »
You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.

I heard it was two drinks and their choice of who's still sitting at the bar come closing time.
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2016, 07:31:35 AM »
....
Premier legal mind goes "I know you are, but what am I?" 
 
:thatsright:

The dude definitely comes across like a very immature 9YO.

It's quite an accomplishment to get hooted off DU for being an idiot-jerk.
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2016, 09:13:44 AM »
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I have something funny to say about this thread, but since I'm a self-proclaimed and self-licensed interwebnets comedian, I'll need somebody to pay me $350 to post what I was going to say. 

Once I receive the funds, I will replace this message with the funny one I have prepared.
You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.

Lap dances, OTOH...
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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2016, 10:10:15 AM »
You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.


Lap dances, OTOH...

Thanks, but it's best that I just stick with my 1/2 shot glass of drink. 

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2016, 06:53:09 PM »
I have something funny to say about this thread, but since I'm a self-proclaimed and self-licensed interwebnets comedian, I'll need somebody to pay me $350 to post what I was going to say. 

Once I receive the funds, I will replace this message with the funny one I have prepared.

$500 work?  I don't have any smaller bills.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2016, 07:54:39 PM »
You're not fooling us, we know the going hourly rate for comedians is only three drinks.


Lap dances, OTOH...
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2016, 10:54:29 PM »
$500 work?  I don't have any smaller bills.



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Re: Fajin's a lawyer, dammit! Goobye Cruel World. I hate you all! part 2
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2016, 11:41:06 PM »
I am loving this thread immensely.
Battle hymn especially...


And;


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