words fail me (the big guy in Bellevue)

[franksolich]

In a copied-and-pasted article about a former Nebraska state senator who recently died, on Manny's jackass message board, the big guy posted:

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/former-state-sen-dave-newell-worked-tirelessly-to-make-the-world-a-better-place/

Dave was a good friend. He was a steward for AFSCME. Most of you know I’m terminally ill. Read how he fought for my right to die.

Geezuz gawd, Steve, nobody's interfering with your "right" to die.

So go and die already, you worthless caricature of a fat human being.

[BattleHymn]

Most of you know I’m terminally ill. Read how he fought for my right to die.

You have GOT to be kidding. 

[franksolich]

You have GOT to be kidding.

Talk about low class, no class, sleaze.

[BattleHymn]

Talk about low class, no class, sleaze.

You know,

I'm going to keep my personal opinion on right-to-die to myself, as it doesn't really matter for this conversation.  I will just say that my heart goes out to those that are dealing with issues that would cause them to think this is a viable option, whether it be a family member, or themselves. 

What Steve is doing is completely disrespectful to people who are ACTUALLY mulling over making that kind of decision.

Please, Steve, stop.  Just stop it already. 

[franksolich]

What Steve is doing is completely disrespectful to people who are ACTUALLY mulling over making that kind of decision.

Nail, meet hammer.

Please, Steve, stop.  Just stop it already.

He won't though; he's already nothing more than just a caricature of a human being.

[I_B_Perky]

Dave was a good friend. He was a steward for AFSCME. Most of you know I’m terminally ill. Read how he fought for my right to die.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ***gasp*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now that is daggone funny.  The Big Guy wanting his right to die.  Look you stupid fat ****... you can die anytime you want. 

I'll help you:

http://www.rogerblazic.com/2011/08/painless-suicide-and-complete-guide-to.html

[freedumb2003b]

Dave was a good friend. He was a steward for AFSCME. Most of you know I’m terminally ill. Read how he fought for my right to die.

steve, not only do we support your right, but we URGE you to exercise it quickly before someone takes it away from you!

Just ask for suggestions on how -- we have a board full of really clever people who want, more than anything in the world, to be helpful.

Post there and we will see it or even come here and start an account.

[BlueStateSaint]

steve, not only do we support your right, but we URGE you to exercise it quickly before someone takes it away from you!

Just ask for suggestions on how -- we have a board full of really clever people who want, more than anything in the world, to be helpful.

Post there and we will see it or even come here and start an account.

H5 for your eagerness to help . . .

[BattleHymn]

Steve,

Speaking as someone who had to be resuscitated from drowning, I can assure you that it's a good, nearly painless way to go.

It doesn't hurt.  Just inhale the water as if it were mini-tacos.

There are several bonuses to a drowning for you, Steve.   Firstly, you can't possibly look anymore bloated than you already do now.  Secondly, it's free, and you libs are all about "free" stuff. Finally, it avoids leaving a big mess for poor suffering Marta to clean up.

Now if you wanted to change it up a little bit, you could go out with a bang.  I'd recommend waddling down to the sewage plant and asking them if they'll let you drive your little catbird seat out over the incoming vat of sewage one last time.  When you're out there, jump! 

[Big Dog]

Now if you wanted to change it up a little bit, you could go out with a bang.  I'd recommend waddling down to the sewage plant and asking them if they'll let you drive your little catbird seat out over the incoming vat of sewage one last time.  When you're out there, jump!

CANNONBALL!



And Steve went out, not with a "bang", but with a flatulent "splort"*.

*Hat tip to Don Martin.

[BattleHymn]

CANNONBALL!

And Steve went out, not with a "bang", but with a flatulent "splort"*.

*Hat tip to Don Martin.

The only problem with Steve jumping into the incoming sewage is that he might end up making a Steve-sized clog. 

[Big Dog]

The only problem with Steve jumping into the incoming sewage is that he might end up making a Steve-sized clog.

You're right, that would be a problem.

[98ZJUSMC]

Geezuz gawd, Steve, nobody's interfering with your "right" to die.

So go and die already, you worthless caricature of a fat human being.

Please?  Soon?

[landofconfusion80]

Please?  Soon?

He's saving up for a bathtub of sour cream so he can drown in the death of his dreams

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[SVPete]

In a copied-and-pasted article about a former Nebraska state senator who recently died, on Manny's jackass message board, the big guy posted:

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/former-state-sen-dave-newell-worked-tirelessly-to-make-the-world-a-better-place/

Geezuz gawd, Steve, nobody's interfering with your "right" to die.

So go and die already, you worthless caricature of a fat human being.

Good thing he quoted from the article. Otherwise it would have been hard to tell if the post was about Dave Newell or me! me! me! me! me! ME!!!

[DUmpsterDiver]

Strap on a GoPro and do a Jack Teller into the nearest cliff.  Live-stream it for full effect.   Maybe post a GoFundMe first to help the next of kin.

[thundley4]

Strap on a GoPro and do a Jack Teller into the nearest cliff.  Live-stream it for full effect.   Maybe post a GoFundMe first to help the next of kin clean the mess off the cliff.

FIFY

[obumazombie]

Strap on a GoPro and do a Jack Teller into the nearest cliff.  Live-stream it for full effect.   Maybe post a GoFundMe first to help the next of kin.

Why so cliffist you cliff hater?
What did any tall sheer rock face ever do to you?
I wouldn't wish that fate on any cliff.
One cliff is worth a million big guy Steves.

[RobJohnson]

In a copied-and-pasted article about a former Nebraska state senator who recently died, on Manny's jackass message board, the big guy posted:

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/former-state-sen-dave-newell-worked-tirelessly-to-make-the-world-a-better-place/

Geezuz gawd, Steve, nobody's interfering with your "right" to die.

So go and die already, you worthless caricature of a fat human being.

The Big Guy might just set end up in the Guniess Book of World Records-Dummie Edition, listed under "World's Longest Terminally Ill Individual."

[98ZJUSMC]

You have GOT to be kidding.

One would certainly think so, but we know better.

[98ZJUSMC]

The Big Guy might just set end up in the Guniess Book of World Records-Dummie Edition, listed under "World's Longest Terminally Ill Individual."

 
A shoo-in, given the wealth of documentation available rummaging through the (D)Umpster.

[98ZJUSMC]

Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on July 01, 2016, 12:31:00 AM
Please?  Soon?

He's saving up for a bathtub of sour cream so he can drown in the death of his dreams

The crash of the local mini-taco industry will be devastating.

[Airwolf]

What a drama queen. He might type that he wants to die but I doubt he would go through with it by suicide.

[Big Dog]

What a drama queen. He might type that he wants to die but I doubt he would go through with it by suicide.

He tries to OD on mini-tacos, but Costco only sells 24 to a box.

[JakeStyle]

He has a need to talk about himself, every subject is ultimately about him.  nadin pulls the same shit in every post she makes over there.