The idiot primitive made a bit of a faux pas in her "Heaven, Hell, or Jackass Radicals" segment at the end.
Since primitives don't believe in a literal heaven or hell, we can only assume that for the most part DU is heaven to them, while no DU is hell.
That must mean the Jackass site is purgatory, a place where the primitives get to pay for their sins committed against the Holy Trinity of DU (Abba Father Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the Holy Smoker, Elad).
Once they admit the err of their ways and have paid their way back on, preferably by way many widow's mites worth of funds to secure that jury duty benefit, they will be allowed to frolic and play with all of the more well behaved primitives.