Stockholm syndrome?
I rowed over the Jackass Archipelago and you should see how many of them are bitching about the new TOS they have to sign.
Most of them start out like this "I saw this and I'm not signing anything!", or "I just went over to do this or that".
The handwriting looks like it's already on the wall. The fact is they were _visiting_ the Island to begin with. The Jackass Archipelago will sink back into the ocean, and the primitives will swim back to the safety of Skin's Island.