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Offline CC27

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I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
« on: June 20, 2016, 09:49:10 AM »
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I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...


...it kept waking me...

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I finally got up out of bed sometime after midnight...

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...I thought maybe a glass of warm milk might help me sleep...

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On my way to the kitchen a strange feeling came over me...

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...my face felt flushed...

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I stopped in the bathroom to look in the mirror...

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...I flipped the light switch...

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And to my horror!

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I had been transformed in to a hideous pumpkin!



WTF? Get off the drugs.

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Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2016, 10:00:10 AM »
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    I had been transformed in to a hideous pumpkin! 
Hmmm, gNads, is that you?
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2016, 10:31:08 AM »
Snorting Dran-o will do that to a DUmmy.
Government is the negation of liberty.
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Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2016, 10:38:19 AM »
Any reports on any Bernie bullies being exiled today?

I thought for sure there'd be long casualty lists on Manny's jackass message board, but nothing so far.

I vaguely recall that cousin nadin was thrown off some days ago?

<<<hoping Skins is ready to eject the old bat Judy grasswire; the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive of course is going to be safely there forever.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."