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i don't want to ask for help, but it has come down to it (fundraising link)(updated)

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as some of you may remember, my husband wound up in the hospital with complications from pneumonia last month. we were living on my mediocre pay for nearly eight weeks when things at home took a terrific turn for the worse and i had to tell him to leave.

i will get a roommate, but will be unable to do so until he is fully moved out and i don't think that i'll have someone in the second room by the time july rent is due. he was out of work long enough that i'm trying to dig out of back bills and cannot count on him to help me out now that we are not longer together and he doesn't even make enough to support himself (his medical bills are his own).

i do not have the money to move right now and, even if i did, it is an extreme challenge as i have the two cats and i would rather lose a limb than them. i am picking up extra money cleaning my office but things are so slow at work that overtime is not possible at this point and i don't know how much more help i can get from my dad.

i am in a position i never thought i'd find myself in and i am devastated in every way imaginable. any help at all would be appreciated.

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i am positively humbled right now and have no words, but my hearts is bursting.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2016, 07:53:25 PM »
Mediocre pay?  I thought the wonderful 0bama economy fixed that already.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2016, 07:55:35 PM »
After a quick scan of the replies, it looks like fizzy is SOL.  All the loser primitives that sympathize with her are just as down and out as she is and nobody with anything going for them is going to waste any good money on her. 

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11. I can't help because I'm tapped out....

but a GIGANTIC kick for you, and I'll keep you kicked!

If you don't feel like rowing over to look at the replies, you're not missing much because they are all pretty much like this one.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2016, 08:04:39 PM »


     So....a well-known DUmp doper allegedly kicks her husband out soon after he rolls up medical bills, and she wants to get on the DUmp Gravy Train.

     Color me skeptical.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2016, 08:09:27 PM »
fizzy's in luck. Boulder has a plasma center, and it probably has a Dumpster in the alley.



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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2016, 08:10:28 PM »
Well, well.

That's the best thing thunderthighs could've done for herself.....besides giving up dope, that is.

The flabby guy was an ass, an albatross, and I've said so for years.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2016, 08:10:37 PM »
Mr Fizz got sick, the money stopped and she kicked him out.
Well. We now know the only reason she kept him around, don't we?

as for her mediocre pay...she is not employed...she is only there for the drug money.

When the house is foreclosed and the creditors loom...she will beg her husband to come back. He will not. He knows better.

She will end up under the bridges in Tucson earning her fix the hard way. At least she can meet up with other DUers.

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2016, 08:12:38 PM »
Her link's no good.

This one however is:

https://www.gofundme.com/25zsvkjh
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2016, 08:15:07 PM »


     Anyone else notice that CalPig has a self-deleted post in that thread? Weird. My Dear CalPig NEVER self-deletes.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2016, 08:17:09 PM »
The couple in their wedded bliss, in which he demonstrates his contempt for his bride by being a slob:

comment 2810
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2800
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2016, 08:24:36 PM »
Fizz and Torchie should move in with that pedophile the Big Guy is always promoting.

Or, she could grab a Greyhound to Tucson, where they hand out free, custom-furnished apartments, complete with stocked refrigerators.

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2016, 08:27:20 PM »
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my husband brought home 120 rolls of toilet paper yesterday


good stuff, too. and he spent exactly zero dollars.

i'm not going to have to buy toilet paper for a year.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2016, 08:57:08 PM »
120 rolls of TP?  Gee, what a nice gift.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2016, 09:07:27 PM »

     Anyone else notice that CalPig has a self-deleted post in that thread? Weird. My Dear CalPig NEVER self-deletes.

I wonder if she's the one who made the $500 donation on gofundme, and then boasted about it on Skins's island, and then thought better of it, remembering the unhappy fate of Marc, the DFW primitive, who left some months ago because the lounge primitives were always begging him for some of his bucks.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2016, 09:08:29 PM »
120 rolls of TP?  Gee, what a nice gift.

If I remember correctly, flabby was working in a temporary job where they salvaged things, and he got these goods from that.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2016, 09:09:14 PM »
Her link's no good.

This one however is:

https://www.gofundme.com/25zsvkjh

So she got $1425?

Words escape me.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2016, 09:11:15 PM »
So she got $1425?

Words escape me.

Yeah, I was just there and saw that.

thunderthighs is having better luck than Big Bertha and her "wife" did, trying to raise some dough so as to move from Maryland back to California.  I don't think Big Bertha even came close, but probably she and her "wife" did make it out there despite any funding deficit.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2016, 09:13:55 PM »
fizzy's in luck. Boulder has a plasma center, and it probably has a Dumpster in the alley.

If she eats a pot brownie or two, she'll lose her gag reflex, and can make an extra $5 on each trick.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2016, 09:15:34 PM »
Words escape me.


     This has good drama written all over it. Those two losers are MARRIED. She can't just decide that the money she grifts from sucker DUmmies is HERS. Her husband is going to find out about her honey hole (her first one, I assure you), and he will lay his rightful claim to HALF of it.

     Anyone know who he is? Might be worth dropping a dime.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2016, 09:30:32 PM »
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17. Of course you are a Hillary supporter.

How would I have ever guessed?

Only black and white thinking in those minds.

Jesus!

Sorry fizzgig...I am just strapped now, but will help if and when I can.

For now, K&R, and I understand that your economic situation is rocky, but a breakup in a long term relationship is also very hard and I'm sorry you are having to deal with this.


That dimwit "passivepourcupine" is going to have trouble in a couple of days.

Now I have a question - why isn't this Democrat a registered Democrat?:

https://voterrecords.com/voter/3427889/sara-reedburton


     Anyone know who he is? Might be worth dropping a dime.

Same last name, minus the Reed, here Frederick is:



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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2016, 09:44:00 PM »
Yeah, I was just there and saw that.

thunderthighs is having better luck than Big Bertha and her "wife" did, trying to raise some dough so as to move from Maryland back to California.  I don't think Big Bertha even came close, but probably she and her "wife" did make it out there despite any funding deficit.
That's enough for a down payment and one month of rent.  I wonder who's name the utilities are in at the current fizzgig abode.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2016, 09:47:46 PM »
For better, for ???????. For richer, for ???????.

She's found $1425 worth of suckers, so far. Amazing how gullible primitives and libs are.

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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2016, 09:54:24 PM »
That's enough for a down payment and one month of rent.  I wonder who's name the utilities are in at the current fizzgig abode.

Fizz is facing a big dilemma.

$1400. A month's rent, or a whole quarter-pound of weed.

Tough decision.

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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2016, 10:24:10 PM »

     This has good drama written all over it. Those two losers are MARRIED. She can't just decide that the money she grifts from sucker DUmmies is HERS. Her husband is going to find out about her honey hole (her first one, I assure you), and he will lay his rightful claim to HALF of it.

     Anyone know who he is? Might be worth dropping a dime.

I suspect we will see a future beg-a-thon so she can afford a lawyer cause her evil hubby has kicked her to the dirt.

If he was smart he would screen cap the go fund me page and the dummie thread page.  Assuming he lives.  Assuming this is all true.  Never can tell with the dummies.
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Re: Fizzgig joins the army of begging primitives, kicks out Mr Fizzgig
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2016, 10:36:44 PM »
The hubby needs a cut of her recent 1500 bucks.   She is a few loads shy of a JizzGig.