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Offline mrclose

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Two Old Guys at Dinner
« on: June 18, 2016, 01:06:47 AM »

An elderly couple has dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives leave the table and go into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one says, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man asks, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thinks and thinks and finally asks, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.
He then turns towards the kitchen and yells, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night? -

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Re: Two Old Guys at Dinner
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2016, 05:44:29 AM »
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Re: Two Old Guys at Dinner
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2016, 09:13:26 AM »
Funny site - thanks!
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