OK, I'm a Protestant, and have only read the book of Judith (which most Protestants do not accept as canonical) once ... during Nixon's first term. So maybe my memory is off. Wonkette identifies Holofernes as a
Roman general. IIRC, Judith is set during the time of the Babylonian Empire, several centuries before Rome became more than a small-moderate sized city state.
Further, IIRC, Judith is set in a time of
literal war
(i.e. spears, swords, arrows, and sling stones, not, metaphorically described verbal rhetoric). Judith's city was, IIRC,
literally besieged
(i.e. it wasn't a contentious Presidential election campaign). Holofernes (if Wonkette got that detail correct) was about to
literally rape Judith
(i.e. they were having more than a sharp verbal disagreement about political ideology).
IOW, Wonkette's T-shirt is as
STOOOOOOOOPID as it is predictable.
Frankly, I hope every
SHREWbot buys a drawerful and wears them as often as possible!
I guess I'll wander over to Wikipedia to see if they have a summary of the book of Judith, check my 45-year-old memory.