Ode And Please to William Rivers Pitt's Barkeep
T. S. Elliot (Turning, turning, turning in his grave)
Wee William Pitt (scrawling, scrawling, scrawling in his cave)
Who will think of the dead literary giants past?
Who will think of those children, bound in elegant tomes?
Please, please, please think of T.S. Elliot, Mr Barkeep,
And send Wee Willie home!