Author Topic: Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at e  (Read 1868 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24086
  • Reputation: +1008/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at electricity plant'
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-knocks-out-kenyas-entire-8136825

Quote
A monkey has been blamed for causing a nationwide blackout in Kenya after 'falling onto a transformer at a power station'.

The country on Africa's east coast was without electricity for more than three hours today after the incident shortly after 11.30am local time.

Electricity company KenGen released a statement this afternoon claiming that the outage was the result of an ape climbing on a power station roof and tripping a transformer.

Monkeys in Japan were caught eating ptarmigans. Proof that monkeys are evil and terrorists.

Monkeys are colluding with rabbits to destroy the human race. Ptarmigans are putting an end to it.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24086
  • Reputation: +1008/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Monkey robs jewelry store, caught on tape
http://myfox8.com/2016/06/06/monkey-robs-jewelry-store-caught-on-tape/

Quote
A jewelry store in India was a victim of some real monkeyshines when it was robbed by a monkey.

Monkeys are thieves. They are stealing to fund a war against ptarmigans and humans.  :mad:
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213


Grope ape. Grope ape.
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.