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DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« on: June 07, 2016, 08:49:24 PM »
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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 07:36 PM
Star Member Spitfire of ATJ (30,399 posts)

Ran into a Trump supporter today....

Him: (Noticing my Bernie stuff on the car) "So who are you going to vote for now that your boy got it stolen from him?"

Me: "I guess I'll have no choice but to vote for whoever the Dems run."

Him: "Really? I know some super-delegates who say they're going to switch to Trump.

Me: "You don't know what a super-delegate is, do you."

Him: (Taken aback) "Yeah I do."

Me: "How can a Democratic super-delegate vote at the Republican Convention?"

<pause>

Him: (Moving on) "I'm not for either party. I'm an Independent. I'm not for the "Demoncrats" or the "Republican'ts"."

Me: "Harry Truman once said, 'Anyone who calls himself an Independent isn't going to vote for me."

Him: "They had independents back then? I thought that was something that started in the 90s."

Me: "Do you realize you sound like someone who gets all of their information from right-wing propaganda?"

Him: (Proudly) "I don't even own a computer." (He's in his 20s)  Trump will make other countries FEAR us again (this is a plus for him) unlike the Muslim we have in there now."

Me: "Well I like Bernie."

Him: "I could never vote for a Socialist. It would be spitting in the eye of our boys who fought and died in Fallujah."

Me: "Do you think we fought the war in Iraq to defeat Socialism? Why didn't we invade Denmark, or Canada?"

Him: "All of those countries are Commie."

Me: "Really?"

Him: "Yeah."

Me: "France, England, Norway, Sweden, Finland,....all commie?"

Him: "Sure."

Me: "I thought Reagan won the Cold War. That sounds like a loss to me. Bet you admire Putin too for his strong leadership."

Him: (Looking at me like I know things I shouldn't know.)

Me: "By the way, I was alive back then and can tell you Reagan sucked."

Him: 

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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 09:35 PM
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26. It would have been fun

to be in the audience, clapping and cheering every time you took him down a notch.

What a dufus, and it's people like this that are trying to choose someone like them to run our country.

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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 08:25 PM
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7. Well played.

I bet the nitwit has a pocket computer (with a phone app) and uses it to get all his info from buddies on Facebook and Instagram.

"don't even own a computer"? Hah! Has at least one on his person at all times, a dozen embedded in devices in his house and about five in his car.

If he "doesn't own a computer," perhaps he uses one at work on the sly to visit all those sites he denies visiting.

If he "doesn't own a computer," does he listen to radio and watch TV? Usually people, esp. 20-somethings, are most eager to ditch the TV first.

If he doesn't get his info from a computer (excepting pocket computer, see above) and has no radio and no TV, he is not only ignorant, but proudly ignorant.

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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 07:54 PM
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4. repukes do not know the difference beween communism and socialism

Fox News and right wing hack radio has them convinced they are one and the same

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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 09:00 PM
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12. reminds me of a fender bender I saw the other day

Red overpriced penis car rear ended a beat up Honda at enough speed to leave 2 car-lengths worth of skidmarks on the road.

Red car was smashed to hell in the front and had Trump stickers on the bumper.

Honda was pristine, had a "Feel the Bern" sticker on the back.

Cop filling out the report was shaking his head and laughing. One of the few times I wish the rubberneckers had slowed traffic down enough that I could snap a pic. XD

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Tue Jun 7, 2016, 09:07 PM
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16. Well at least you carried out a...

... conversation with him. When I run into these people and they make it clear in short order that they have the mind of a junior high bully punk, I immediately feel nauseous. I engage them for a few moments longer to be absolutely sure and then I vacate the area. The nausea just overwhelms me.

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27. BWAHAHAHA


No fair stopping them in their tracks with facts and shit.

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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2016, 09:45:34 PM »
That is one lame bouncy and the primitives sure seem to be buying it. 

How stupid do you have to be to buy that load of bullshit?
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2016, 11:00:03 PM »
Horrid, awful bouncy.

Please, DUmmies: If you are going to keep making this shit up, make them remotely plausible and at least creative & interesting.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2016, 04:17:17 AM »
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2016, 08:14:01 AM »
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4. repukes do not know the difference beween communism and socialism

Fox News and right wing hack radio has them convinced they are one and the same

Socialism is applied Marxist utopian economic theory.

Communism is what happens when the reality of human nature intervenes.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2016, 02:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on June 07, 2016, 09:45:34 PM
That is one lame bouncy and the primitives sure seem to be buying it. 

How stupid do you have to be to buy that load of bullshit?

Stupid stories for stupid people.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2016, 02:39:32 PM »
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26. It would have been fun

to be in the audience, clapping and cheering every time you took him down a notch.
It would have been fun if that had really happened   :whatever:
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2016, 04:39:35 PM »
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Red car was smashed to hell in the front and had Trump stickers on the bumper.

Here in red state hell, Trump won the GOP primary, but I've yet to see the first Trump sign or bumper sticker.

I think there's an element of shame involved.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2016, 05:00:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2016, 04:39:35 PM
Here in red state hell, Trump won the GOP primary, but I've yet to see the first Trump sign or bumper sticker.

I think there's an element of shame involved.
Most normal humans don't leave their signs up unless there is a caucus or primary upcoming or recently concluded.

Republicans buy newer cars, hence you don't see "Dole/Kemp" bumper stickers from 1996.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2016, 05:09:29 PM »
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Ran into a Trump supporter today....

<buncha bullshit>

That was, without a doubt, one of the lamest bouncies I have ever seen.  How I miss the good old days of really good bouncies.  It is a pretty sad day when a 30,000 plus poster cannot even come up with a 1 bong bouncie.   :bawl:
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2016, 05:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 08, 2016, 05:00:34 PM
Republicans buy newer cars, hence you don't see "Dole/Kemp" bumper stickers from 1996.

Not this one.  If it's still running, I'm going to keep driving it.  I'd like to retire before I become a democrat.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2016, 05:23:57 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on June 08, 2016, 05:09:29 PM
That was, without a doubt, one of the lamest bouncies I have ever seen.  How I miss the good old days of really good bouncies.  It is a pretty sad day when a 30,000 plus poster cannot even come up with a 1 bong bouncie.   :bawl:

The bouncies have went to shit since Obumbles has been occupying the White Hut.  This particular one is truly horrible.  When you first start reading it, your mind is searchinging for the punchline.  It never comes.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 05:59:08 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 08, 2016, 05:23:57 PM
The bouncies have went to shit since Obumbles has been occupying the White Hut.  This particular one is truly horrible.  When you first start reading it, your mind is searchinging for the punchline.  It never comes.

Kinda like movies... the sequels are never as good as the original and they keep making them until one flops.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2016, 06:26:48 PM »
Greetings Spitfire of ATJ,

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am your fictional spirit-guide FlippyDoo. Please don't let the criticisms of these terrible Rethugs get you down. They are still grading Bouncy Tales using the old scale. They don't realize that both the intelligence level and creative level of DUers have taken an extreme nose dive in the last several years and that Bouncy Tales must now be graded on the curve.

I personally found your little story to be very entertaining. To be honest, as I sat there watching you create it from thin air I saw the potential that you had. These days it is rare that a DUmmie can manufacture a story as nice as the one you manufactured. I implore you to keep at it as you can only get better.

Made up stories aside, it is very important in real life that you let as many actual people as possible know some of the things you and your fellow democrats and DUers support. Whenever you go to buy some Cheetos or go to the pharmacy to fill your prescriptions be vocal about your stances. Let the world know that you're a DUer and you're proud of it. Let them know that you are a prime example of a democrat and what the democrat party represents.

Thank you again for your wonderful story, and if you ever need any help (except money) remember that as your fictional spirit-guide I am there for you (except for money).

Sincerely,
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2016, 06:37:01 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2016, 04:39:35 PM
Here in red state hell, Trump won the GOP primary, but I've yet to see the first Trump sign or bumper sticker.

I think there's an element of shame involved.

Have you seen what was done to Trump supporters in Kalifornia?  Well at least the GOPe  and "True" conservatives denounced that...wait they didn't.

No way I put a Trump bumper sticker on my car. I used to have a car I didn't mind being keyed and the windows broken but I sold that one for a healty profit.

Gobucks, you should think before posting. Yu are the establishment that wants the republicans to go the way of the Whigs. Your posts are convincing me it should.
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Re: DUmmies are busy having a circle jerk over the lamest bouncy yet this year
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2016, 06:53:53 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 08, 2016, 06:37:01 PM


No way I put a Trump bumper sticker on my car. I used to have a car I didn't mind being keyed and the windows broken but I sold that one for a healty profit.


Here in blue state hell, I won't put any stickers on a car.
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2016, 11:16:12 AM »
Quote from: jukin on June 08, 2016, 06:37:01 PM
Gobucks, you should think before posting. Yu are the establishment that wants the republicans to go the way of the Whigs. Your posts are convincing me it should.
Well, I don't know, maybe so.

I haven't missed a local, state, or federal election since Nixon-Humphrey. Many hundreds of votes, 100% straight Republican.

This time, no matter the result, the presidential election will be disastrous.

The Hildebeast will shape a Supreme Court opposite of what I believe it should be, but most of the other damage she'd like to do will be blocked by the Congress.

On the other hand, I believe Trump poses an actual existential threat to America, and very few of his supporters even know the meaning of "existential", let alone consider the risk.

I have to draw the line at turning over America's military and nuclear codes to an ignorant, mentally-ill demagogue, a Hugo Chavez clone with actual power.

That's just one man's opinion, but I suspect there are millions of Republicans in the same boat with me.

If that makes me a Whig, so be it.



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