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So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« on: June 02, 2016, 02:25:23 PM »
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So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.


Quite an affair. The official photos won't be ready for a week or so, but a phone photo
by the grooms mom was sent today. That's me and Jeannie behind Lance and Jessica.



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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2016, 02:48:26 PM »

 Shocking a DUmmy gave birth to an attractive daughter

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She has to have been adopted.
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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2016, 04:10:40 PM »
Something about her looks like trouble.  Just sayin'.
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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2016, 04:22:09 PM »
Something about her looks like trouble.  Just sayin'.

The guy looks like one of those idiots you see with the orange pray tan and overly white teeth. She looks like one of the girls that they treat like shit, but she just keeps coming back for more.

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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2016, 05:16:32 PM »
Idiot doesn't have enough sense not to stand there with his hands in his pockets.  :thatsright:

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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2016, 05:32:02 PM »
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9. It was the groom's mom on a cell phone.

The official photographer took hundreds of pictures, I'm sure they will be better quality.
There were some interesting events surrounding the wedding (arrest of a groomsman, and
auto accident of the groom's grandparents--they made it to the wedding, though a bit beat up)
I will post again when the real photos come in.

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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2016, 06:04:55 PM »
Something about her looks like trouble.  Just sayin'.

I think she looks like one of the kardashian sluts myself, DAT. The one that has naked selfies of herself all over the internet.  Can't remember the slut's first name and don't care to look it up.  And boy does the dummie have him a set of ears!  Bigger than obumbles.  No need to have a telescopic mike when he is around.  Dumbo dummie wearing a 3 piece suit as well. Did they come back in style or did the Dumbo dummie go retro?
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Re: So I went to Vegas to see my daughter get married.
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2016, 07:43:29 PM »
I dunno...there's just something about her look and facial expression that yells 'Demanding and high maintenance' to my jaded eye.  Can't really explain what's setting off my dramadar.
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