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Sat May 14, 2016, 05:01 PM
Star Member NJCher (19,786 posts)

What's for Dinner, Sat., May 14, 2016

Meatloaf.
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Salad.

Cauliflower soup.

Man, what has crawled up the NJCher primitive's craw?  And why no pictures of the cauliflower soup?

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Sat May 14, 2016, 06:54 PM
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1. Homemade fried chicken.

Savory pumpkin casserole thingy

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Sat May 14, 2016, 07:46 PM
Star Member greatauntoftriplets (155,100 posts)
3. Strip steak with sauteed onions.

Green beans.

I could handle this one.  It's not very often you see something normal in here that doesn't also qualify as a gut bomb.

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Sat May 14, 2016, 07:59 PM
surrealAmerican (10,342 posts)
4. veggie burgers ...

... and napa slaw.

We tried a new kind of burger this time. They were good.

I have a suggestion for your next kind of burger:  one made from actual meat. 

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Sun May 15, 2016, 02:40 AM
Star Member NJCher (19,786 posts)
5. Do tell

Always on the lookout for a good veggie burger.

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Sun May 15, 2016, 05:45 AM
surrealAmerican (10,342 posts)
6. I don't know if this brand is available outside the Chicago area ...

... but it's Upton's Naturals. They mostly make variously flavored seitan. The burgers are a new product.

For those of you that have never experienced the tragedy that is a "veggie" burger, wheat burgers like this are what I always had.  Sometimes I'd get one with oats in them.  If you put a clothespin on your nose and doused the "burger" in ketchup and mustard, they almost qualified as tasting like food.


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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2016, 12:51:01 PM »
I could handle this one.  It's not very often you see something normal in here that doesn't also qualify as a gut bomb.

The steak is well-done.  So are the green beans. :-)
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2016, 12:54:28 PM »
The steak is well-done.  So are the green beans. :-)

It could be worse.  They might try to sneak you this:  http://veggieconverter.com/whole-food-vegan-steak-substitute-recipe/


Any recipe that starts out like this is highly suspect: 
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Makes about 12 “steak strips”

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2016, 01:01:44 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115759013

Man, what has crawled up the NJCher primitive's craw?  And why no pictures of the cauliflower soup?

I could handle this one.  It's not very often you see something normal in here that doesn't also qualify as a gut bomb.

I have a suggestion for your next kind of burger:  one made from actual meat. 

For those of you that have never experienced the tragedy that is a "veggie" burger, wheat burgers like this are what I always had.  Sometimes I'd get one with oats in them.  If you put a clothespin on your nose and doused the "burger" in ketchup and mustard, they almost qualified as tasting like food.

Well, tonight I'm having pierogies (standard hunky fare) stuffed with cheddar cheese mashed potatoes. A side of an ear of corn and I'm good to go.
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2016, 01:03:32 PM »
It could be worse.  They might try to sneak you this:  http://veggieconverter.com/whole-food-vegan-steak-substitute-recipe/
For some reason, that link takes me to a recipe for "Pear and Squash Bruschetta".

Also, the author photo is enough evidence that vegetarianism is unhealthy.
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2016, 10:20:32 PM »
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4. veggie burgers ...

... and napa slaw.

We tried a new kind of burger this time. They were good.

WTF is "napa slaw"?   I thought napa was a car parts place.  Now they sell slaw?   :rotf:

OK I googled it. Apparently it is some kind of slaw. Never heard of it.   Round these parts there are two kinds of slaw.  Homemade and store made.  I like the homemade.
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2016, 10:33:02 PM »
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And why no pictures of the cauliflower soup?

Oh, God .......... please .............. no.
              

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2016, 02:09:58 PM »
And from Sunday's thread, I present to you the world's most boring pizza:

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Sun May 15, 2016, 10:09 PM

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7. Homemade pizza
 
Whole wheat pita bread spread with basil pesto. Topped with fresh roma tomatoes, thinly sliced onions, a pinch of oregano, and romano and mozzarella cheese. I didn't have any black olives. Strawberry yogurt for dessert.

Pita bread is not pizza crust.  It's a cracker once you get it through the oven. 

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2016, 02:23:32 PM »
And from Sunday's thread, I present to you the world's most boring pizza:

Pita bread is not pizza crust.  It's a cracker once you get it through the oven.

Hell, I put sauce, pepperoni and cheese on a toasted bagel and it makes a better pizza.

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2016, 07:17:06 PM »
I want homemade pizza I get Digornos and doctor it up. Me and dough do not get along.   :rotf:
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2016, 09:55:18 PM »
This belongs here:

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2016, 12:28:35 AM »
I want homemade pizza I get Digornos and doctor it up. Me and dough do not get along.   :rotf:
Dough is easy.  Flour, water, salt, sugar, and yeast.  Mix it in a bowl and ignore it for a few hours.
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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2016, 02:07:23 PM »
So what's cooking today?  Here we have NJCher's menu:

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What's for Dinner, Thurs., May 26,2016
     
Pasta with lamb-tomato sauce. Has mint over it.

Zucchini rounds dipped in panko and sauteed. Has horseradish-sour cream sauce to go with.
 

Doesn't that seem like a weird combination?  Horseradish on the side to go with Italian?

Then we get a picture:

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Thu May 26, 2016, 06:39 PM

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6. Protein Plus rotini chicken alfredo, and green salad w/ a little diced leftover apple,
 
dressed with lemon/lime and fresh ground pepper. 

"Protein Plus."


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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2016, 02:24:39 PM »
No puke stew?  :fuelfire:

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2016, 02:40:09 PM »
No puke stew?  :fuelfire:

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The Puke Stew Nazi says, "No stew for you!"
Oh darn.

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Re: Primitives serve glop and "veggie" burgers for Saturday dinner
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2016, 05:31:02 PM »
DUmmy NJCher's masterpiece: