Yup, that's the one. Did you know one day he walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face"?
Thank you. I'll be here till Thursday. Try the veal and don't forget to tip.
Now it all makes sense.
What? Oh, My bad, allow me to explain.
The wife and I went grocery shopping the other day. We're standing in line, and I'm checking out all the various publications near the checkout. They're flooded with stuff about prince right now. And the usual soap opera guides about who is ****ing who, and what floozie took the other floozies man, and so forth. And the usual cooking magazines, many with pictures of delicious looking desserts on the cover.
It was here that I came across the tabloids. You know the ones I mean. They have bold headlines like "Bill Clinton to resurrect Elvis through forbidden sexual ritual" and "CANDID PHOTOS: Tom Daschle caught in compromising position. Sheep remains silent", and "Dying Clinton Humiliated as Hillary Caught Dirty Dancing With A woman":
Again, mostly about prince (is anyone else tired of that yet?) but one line toward the bottom of one tabloid jumped out at me. It read "The Shocking True Story How the Internet Was Actually Invented by A horse".
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