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Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« on: April 21, 2016, 01:51:30 PM »

and soon, tonight or tomorrow (depending on his liver), we'll get his paean to Prince. It will be a self-congratulatory, self-referential story about
how he used Prince's music to gather the courage to dance with the only black girl at the party, much to the consternation of all the 15-year-old
Republicans in the room.

Over/under on references to himself: 40.

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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2016, 01:52:57 PM »
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2016, 01:53:52 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 21, 2016, 01:51:30 PM
and soon, tonight or tomorrow (depending on his liver), we'll get his paean to Prince. It will be a self-congratulatory, self-referential story about
how he used Prince's music to gather the courage to dance with the only black girl at the party, much to the consternation of all the 15-year-old
Republicans in the room.

Over/under on references to himself: 40.

Is that for just the first paragraph?
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2016, 04:10:01 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 21, 2016, 01:51:30 PM
and soon, tonight or tomorrow (depending on his liver), we'll get his paean to Prince. It will be a self-congratulatory, self-referential story about
how he used Prince's music to gather the courage to dance with the only black girl at the party, much to the consternation of all the 15-year-old
Republicans in the room.

Over/under on references to himself: 40.

I'll take the 'over.'  By double.
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2016, 05:28:23 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 21, 2016, 01:51:30 PM
and soon, tonight or tomorrow (depending on his liver), we'll get his paean to Prince. It will be a self-congratulatory, self-referential story about
how he used Prince's music to gather the courage to dance with the only black girl at the party, much to the consternation of all the 15-year-old
Republicans in the room.

Over/under on references to himself: 40.

Pittstain will remember when Prince was a nobody and performed at pittstain's favorite bar, that pittstain used to go to when pittstain was 14 because he was waaay mature for his age, and pittstain will have given him musical advice.  Prince will have heeded that advice and pittstain's sage advice will have launched his career to stardom.  Prince will have sent pittstain a card every Christmas in gratitude. Pittstain will say Prince offered pittstain money and pittstain will say pittstain turned it down because pittstain is a nice guy. Then pittstain will write a tribute to pittstain's bestie Prince... which will be the literary equivalent of watching paint dry.

Meanwhile back at the ranch obumbles will be changing 20 dollar bills.

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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2016, 07:05:51 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on April 21, 2016, 05:28:23 PM
Pittstain will remember when Prince was a nobody and performed at pittstain's favorite bar, that pittstain used to go to when pittstain was 14 because he was waaay mature for his age, and pittstain will have given him musical advice.  Prince will have heeded that advice and pittstain's sage advice will have launched his career to stardom.  Prince will have sent pittstain a card every Christmas in gratitude. Pittstain will say Prince offered pittstain money and pittstain will say pittstain turned it down because pittstain is a nice guy. Then pittstain will write a tribute to pittstain's bestie Prince... which will be the literary equivalent of watching paint dry.

Meanwhile back at the ranch obumbles will be changing 20 dollar bills.
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2016, 11:40:32 PM »
Pitt thinks it's all about him, but we know it's actually, always, all about nadin.

In 2008, he thought the democrat nomination was all about him.

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Tue Jan-08-08 02:32 PM
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I don't give a flying **** who wins the Democratic nomination.


Edited on Tue Jan-08-08 02:48 PM by WilliamPitt
I don't support any one candidate.

I support all of them.

My girlfriend has Multiple Sclerosis. Bush has vetoed seven bills while in office, five of which have been health-care related, and three of which directly affect modern science's ability to treat and ****ing destroy this goddam disease in her body.

Every GOP candidate appears perfectly ready to continue such a trend if they win, because every GOP candidate needs the "Snowflake Baby"/anti-choice idiotic GOP base to win.

Every Democratic candidate, armed with a friendly congressional majority, will reverse that murderous anti-science trend if they win.

All of them.

So you hepcats can brawl about crying and black people and corporations and the price of houses. That's cool.

Don't expect me to take it seriously, though. None of that has anything to do with making sure my girlfriend doesn't wake up blind or paralyzed someday because no MS cure has been found due to right-wing political nonsense.

Thank goodness the jug-eared muslim won eight years ago.

So now the drunken Pitt's girlfriend, now his tattooed bride, is cured.
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 06:20:32 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 21, 2016, 11:40:32 PM
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My girlfriend has Multiple Sclerosis. Bush has vetoed seven bills while in office, five of which have been health-care related, and three of which directly affect modern science's ability to treat and ****ing destroy this goddam disease in her body.

So now the drunken Pitt's girlfriend, now his tattooed bride, is cured.

Translating a bit, Pitt was whining about Bush having vetoed bills related to fetal stem cell research. At the time, there were zero therapies using fetal stem cells, and on the order of a hundred using adult stem cells. Today, after nearly 7 1/2 years of BHO,there are probably still zero therapies using fetal stem cells, and the number of therapies using adult stem cells have multiplied.

Why? Fetal stem cells were and are much more difficult to control than adult stem cells, which often can be obtained from the patient herself or himself. This was known at the time! But the underlying reason fetal stem cell research/therapy was portrayed as the holy grail of cure-alls was that it provided a "justification" for abortion (and a potentially huge stream of revenue for PP).
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 08:25:07 AM »
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Poor, Poor Pitiful Pitt

though. None of that has anything to do with making sure my girlfriend doesn't wake up blind or paralyzed someday

If she does, Pitt will kick himself. He didn't need those roofies after all- he only needed patience.
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2016, 06:45:16 PM »
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Thank goodness the jug-eared muslim won eight years ago.

And in his lack of gratitude, Pitt called Dear Leader a Piece of Shit Used Car Salesman!  The very idea!
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Re: Just so you all are aware, Will Pitt is typing as I type
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 06:56:15 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on April 21, 2016, 07:05:51 PM
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