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Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:44:25 AM »
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Loud mouthed racist at Home Depot this morning

My water heater went out yesterday so I beat feet to Home Depot this morning. Let's stipulate that this is true.

 I was at the register and told the lady I wanted my Veterans discount. Not a problem. And he must have said it REALLY REALLY LOUD, because...

Some guy standing there said "hey thanks for your service man".

I just don't like being told that for some reason.  Because your idol is Bowe Bergdahl

So I said thanks. So you want a price break because you served, but no one can thank you? What a faggot.

 Then he said "at least when you were in we had a real president, not this Muslim **** we have now". Since this didn't happen, and since you are lying, there is therefore something in you that imagines 0bama to be a Muslim ****. Which is fine, because at least I agree with you.


Then he just walked away. Yeah, he was just standing there. I know plenty of guys who just stand at the register in Home Depot, hanging around, like it's an episode of Andy Griffith.


 I just chuckled. Wonder what he thinks of this Democratic Socialist. Would he still thank me if he knew I want Bernie and I am against war. Do they just assume everyone is a right wing nut and it's ok to blurt out their hatred. Maybe he just doesn't like the jug-eared faggot in the White House. Ever think of that?





I wonder if they ever think these things through.


Meh.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2016, 12:02:11 PM »
I find it hard to believe any DUmmie would know how to fix a water heater or even replace one by themselves.

That being said. When I bought a water heater, I handled it at the service counter since they had to have someone bring it up on a cart.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2016, 12:04:16 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 04, 2016, 12:02:11 PM
I find it hard to believe any DUmmie would know how to fix a water heater or even replace one by themselves.

That being said. When I bought a water heater, I handled it at the service counter since they had to have someone bring it up on a cart.


     Just another aspect of the lie.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2016, 01:13:53 PM »
Yeah, I miss having a real president, instead of the muslim **** we have now. 
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2016, 01:14:40 PM »
That sucked more than WillyT in a room full of Chippendale dancers.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2016, 01:26:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 04, 2016, 12:02:11 PM
I find it hard to believe any DUmmie would know how to fix a water heater or even replace one by themselves.

That being said. When I bought a water heater, I handled it at the service counter since they had to have someone bring it up on a cart.

Only the 1% oligarchs are allowed to use the service desk and have an employee help them by bringing their oversized merchandise to the front, the common man has to get it onto the cart themselves, haul it up, pay for it, load it, etc.... You clearly do not live in America... You must live in some other socialist utiopia.

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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2016, 01:42:36 PM »

My water heater:   DUmmy speak for the person who turns on the stove to heat his coffee water. 

I beat feet:     Obvious slur on the Hop a long DUmmy, the one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Veteran discount:   I was drafted and shafted by the lousy StuDefs like Clinton and Sanders. 

I don't like being told that:     Brings back painful memories of the 'for convenience of service discharge' after a week of being drunk and AWOL.

Wonder what he thinks:         This is a family board  "xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx"  so that is what it would really look like.




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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 02:05:54 PM »
They don`t even try anymore.  ::)
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2016, 02:09:37 PM »
OK, low-hanging fruit ... Muslim is a RACE???

I still don't think BHO believes in much more than the guy he sees in the mirror when he shaves, but examples of BHO's distaste for Christians and sympathy for Muslims are plentiful - e.g. his near-non-response to the Muslim terrorists' bombing in Brussels, juxtapositioned with his long ongoing refusal to so much as call the slaughter of Christians in the ME "genocide".
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 02:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 04, 2016, 01:14:40 PM
That sucked more than WillyT in a room full of Chippendale dancers.

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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2016, 02:21:50 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on April 04, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
OK, low-hanging fruit ... Muslim is a RACE???

I still don't think BHO believes in much more than the guy he sees in the mirror when he shaves, but examples of BHO's distaste for Christians and sympathy for Muslims are plentiful - e.g. his near-non-response to the Muslim terrorists' bombing in Brussels, juxtapositioned with his long ongoing refusal to so much as call the slaughter of Christians in the ME "genocide".

It's the catch-all for everything.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2016, 02:32:52 PM »
One of the best things about a DUmp bouncy thread, is the competing bouncies it spawns:

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Mon Apr 4, 2016, 02:38 PM

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when I lived in Llano County in 2004 I was at a convenience store gas pump a guy pulled up in his pickup

he had seen theKerry stickers and anti-bush stickers on my pickup. he asked me if I was going really going to vote for Kerry.

I said "yes, I believe I will"

He snarled, "You son pf a bitch !"

I calmly replied, "I hope that made you feel better ... because it made you look kind of stupid"

He dropped his head a little and said haltingly "well, you have a good day" and drove off.
 

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Mon Apr 4, 2016, 01:34 PM

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and I run in to that crap every day. Customers and employees. Most of the time the employees don't say it out loud in front of customers. But the rest of us have to hear it almost daily.   

Keeps running his mouth online, and we're looking at another Wallduding.

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Mon Apr 4, 2016, 02:42 PM

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I've told more than one off at my VA clinic. It's always fun when I'm typically the youngest in there by about 30 years & a female.

Oh isn't that just charming.  Antagonizing old sick veterans. 

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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2016, 05:20:25 PM »
Since he's about 57 now, he probably served while Carter or Reagan was president, but they locked the thread as "off-topic". Hope they don't know.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2016, 05:47:53 PM »
So the dummie went to a big chain instead of the local hardware store.  Typical.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2016, 06:07:45 PM »
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when I lived in Llano County in 2004 I was at a convenience store gas pump a guy pulled up in his pickup

he had seen theKerry stickers and anti-bush stickers on my pickup. he asked me if I was going really going to vote for Kerry.

I said "yes, I believe I will"

He snarled, "You son pf a bitch !"

I calmly replied, "I hope that made you feel better ... because it made you look kind of stupid"

He dropped his head a little and said haltingly "well, you have a good day" and drove off.
 

Yea. Uh huh. That really happened. Of course. Sure. I wonder how many bong hits it took that idiot to come up with that "story".

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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2016, 06:12:45 PM »
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He dropped his head a little and said haltingly...

If it had really happened, he would have dropped the DUmmy, not his head.
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2016, 07:36:13 PM »
I went to Home Depot yesterday and bought a mower.

Four other people came in and also wanted the same mower.  We all shared small talk while waiting.  Politics didn't come up, so I would imagine none of the people in our crowd were primitives. 

Also, since we all had money to pay, that excluded any primitives doubly so.
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2016, 09:23:14 PM »
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2016, 10:02:12 PM »
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 I just chuckled. Wonder what he thinks of this Democratic Socialist. Would he still thank me if he knew I want Bernie and I am against war. Do they just assume everyone is a right wing nut and it's ok to blurt out their hatred.

If he really existed he may not have cared about your sexual preference.
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2016, 05:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on April 04, 2016, 06:07:45 PM
Yea. Uh huh. That really happened. Of course. Sure. I wonder how many bong hits it took that idiot to come up with that "story".

Apparently, not enough.

It's still conscious...
 
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Re: Home Depot bouncy...pathetic, flaccid, inert.
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2016, 06:51:50 AM »
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Do they just assume everyone is a right wing nut and it's ok to blurt out their hatred.

I rarely make political comments around people whose views I don't know. It used to be that when I did I assumed that people who agreed with me might nod or say, "Yeah," and those who didn't would be sufficiently tolerant and possessed of sufficient sense of humor to respond graciously or not at all.

I no longer assume the latter.
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