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Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« on: March 31, 2016, 07:54:36 PM »
Apparently his mood is the only thing stevenumbers has that isn't perpetually erect.

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Thu Mar 31, 2016, 07:24 PM
Star Member steve2470 (29,516 posts)

This cannot be said too many times: if you're suicidal, please please reach out.....


http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

1-800-273-8255

As a person who has had chronic depression for most of my 57 years, I can relate to suicidal people. Please call someone. Anyone responsible. It can get better.

Thank you for listening.
 
on edit: I'm fine, really. I'm reacting to someone else. If you're reading, please please call that number.
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Remember, the Big Guy (who is dying but more slowly than expected) has vowed to commit suicide at some undefined point in the progression of his alleged brain rot. Of course, in the case of his brain rot the "before" and "after" states are pretty much identical.




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Response to steve2470 (Original post)Thu Mar 31, 2016, 08:20 PM
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5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.

This is way to much fun.



      
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2016, 08:02:42 PM »
Abandon all hope DUmmies and walk valiantly into the marxist flame,er light!
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2016, 08:13:47 PM »
For DUmmies we need a Suicide Hotline that ensures they are successful.

Each DUmmie lost increases the overall IQ of humanity.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2016, 08:17:07 PM »
I wonder if DUmmy Dennis the Menace didn't finally make it happen.

And what about Loconuts?
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2016, 11:58:19 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2016, 08:17:07 PM
I wonder if DUmmy Dennis the Menace didn't finally make it happen.

And what about Loconuts?


     I have wondered about both of those, along with that little fruit F4lconF16 or whatever. I'm guessing they ate the lead pipe and are gone.

     Or they ate the flesh one. Whichever; I don't care.
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2016, 12:52:15 AM »
I implore all you unstable DUmmies to call in to Big Dog's radio show for sage advice. It could save your life
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2016, 05:51:28 AM »
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5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.

This is way to much fun.

If politics is your only reason for hanging on, then you really have no reason.

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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2016, 09:49:22 AM »
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5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.

This is way to much fun.

Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected?  :popcorn:
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2016, 10:04:22 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 01, 2016, 09:49:22 AM
Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected?  :popcorn:

I don't think any of them would.  They don't have the balls to go through with it.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2016, 10:09:59 AM »
Quote from: Maverick1987 on April 01, 2016, 12:52:15 AM
I implore all you unstable DUmmies to call in to Big Dog's radio show for sage advice. It could save your life

 :cheersmate:

Great. Now I have avoid saying "Down the road, not across the street" on the air!

 :rotf:
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2016, 10:40:35 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2016, 10:04:22 AM
I don't think any of them would.  They don't have the balls to go through with it.

But hey, they absolutely know what is in your best interest.  :whatever:
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2016, 11:32:38 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 01, 2016, 09:49:22 AM
Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected?  :popcorn:

I don't think any would do it. If we do get another Republican in the Oval Office though he may need to be extremely careful. These leftist clowns will have tasted power for the past 8 years and they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2016, 11:45:14 AM »
Quote from: Fourwinds on April 01, 2016, 11:32:38 AM
I don't think any would do it. If we do get another Republican in the Oval Office though he may need to be extremely careful. These leftist clowns will have tasted power for the past 8 years and they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.

Pftttt.  Obviously spoken by someone with little knowledge of Socialism.  :whatever: /sarc
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2016, 01:19:09 PM »
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A person I know made a very tasteless joke about this post and said that this phone line has a 90% successful suicide prevention rate and a 95% successful hookup rate..........  And I said "shame on you."
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2016, 01:50:51 PM »
Quote from: IndiCon15 on April 01, 2016, 01:19:09 PM
A person I know made a very tasteless joke about this post and said that this phone line has a 90% successful suicide prevention rate and a 95% successful hookup rate..........  And I said "shame on you."

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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2016, 02:03:05 PM »
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they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.

In which case they're looking at suicide by cop/secret service. 
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2016, 03:09:36 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 01, 2016, 05:51:28 AM
If politics is your only reason for hanging on, then you really have no reason.



HI 5!!!

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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2016, 03:29:24 PM »
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This cannot be said too many times: if you're suicidal, please please reach out.....


http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

1-800-273-8255

As a person who has had chronic depression for most of my 57 years, I can relate to suicidal people. Please call someone. Anyone responsible. It can get better.

Every time I wade into the cesspool and read the DU I get depressed. Then I quit and I get better.   
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2016, 05:17:56 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on April 01, 2016, 03:29:24 PM
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2016, 05:28:13 PM »
If stevenumbers had stuck to describing his love life and asking the DUmp for advice, he could have been a DOTY.

For a couple of months there he was the funniest DUmmy around, but that was years ago and he's been as boring as Atman ever since.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2016, 10:09:17 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on March 31, 2016, 08:13:47 PM
For DUmmies we need a Suicide Hotline that ensures they are successful.



Perhaps, too much to hope for.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2016, 03:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 01, 2016, 09:49:22 AM
Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected?  :popcorn:

Not enough, to be sure.
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Re: Suicide Advice From DUmmy stevenumbers
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2016, 08:28:13 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 01, 2016, 09:49:22 AM
Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected?  :popcorn:

I'm guessing about the same number of them who will actually move to Canada.
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