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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 02:00 AM

demtenjeep (23,001 posts)

ted cruz and his women on the side. Does he get freaky or is he straight missionary
guy has always given me a perv feel

so ...does he get freaky? Make they dress in school girl outfits?

Maybe he plays dress up? Wears diapers?

plays the dominant one complete with spankings?

OR

is he straight missionary man

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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 02:06 AM

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3. oh come on

don't be a prude

I am curious

personally, I think he plays games because his "persona" is a straight laced prim and proper did

I would be willing to bet he is into the real freaky stuff

you know "the kind of thing he would expect his wife to never ever know about"

Pedo Tedo

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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 03:06 AM

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6. Why are you curious about Ted Cruz's sex life?

Republicans are obsessed with others' sex lives.

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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 03:11 AM

demtenjeep (23,001 posts)

7. I thought it could be funny

not serious

just funny speculation

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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 02:10 AM

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4. Trashing.

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Sun Mar 27, 2016, 02:12 AM

Star Member JI7 (55,190 posts)

5. please delete

I would bet that the city of Wichita can't wait to put this nasty bitch out to pasture.

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A month ago, they were saying Ted Cruz was so repulsive and physically unappealing that nobody would vote for him.  Now we're supposed to believe he's a ***** magnet.

Retards.
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A month ago, they were saying Ted Cruz was so repulsive and physically unappealing that nobody would vote for him.  Now we're supposed to believe he's a ***** magnet.

Retards.

One of the "five mistresses" just happens to be working for Donald Trump (Katrina Pierson).  Let's just say that that little point makes the whole premise moot.
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When Pam hears "Cruz", it triggers memories of "The Cruise" and her humiliation.

After her infamous cruise, she described to her DUmpmates her futile efforts to get laid by a cheesy lounge singer on the ship.

She also described her husband as a drunken wife beater, so she couldn't be entirely blamed for infidelity.

Anyway, the bottom line is that Pam won the 2009 DUmmy of the Year by becoming the first woman in cruise ship history to come on board wanting sex with a crew member and going home high and dry.

Of course, Pam is a pathological liar, so the likelihood is that none of it happened.

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    Sounds like she's staking her entire extra chromosome that the story is true.
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Golden Apple Award? Like this apple?



    Sounds like she's staking her entire extra chromosome that the story is true.

Progs like that live on the border of the Land of Make-Believe and the Land of Wanna-Believe. The 5 women could be determined by an Ob-Gyn to be virgins and Progs like that would still believe they were Cruz's mistresses. Facts don't matter where they live.
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.............Of course, Pam is a pathological liar, so the likelihood is that none of it happened.

The price of admission to the DUmp.
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Ah, now there's a stereotype/ slander which hasn't shown up at the DUmp in a while: The old "If someone (Just a conservative, not a liberal) appears to have a strong, outspoken set of morals, he must secretly be a sick, twisted, hypocritical deviant into all kinds of bizarre sexual stuff behind closed doors" routine.