Imagine Detroit but the entire country that way.
Excellent point!
Also,
Child pornography would be fully legalized, while quoting the Bible in public (Including at a worship service, assuming those haven't been outlawed yet by the time the DUmmies were done) would be a felony.
Tobacco, salt, sugar, corn syrup, and any non- vegan foods would be illegal, yet marijuana, cocaine, PCP, LSD, crystal meth, and God knows how many other drugs would all be fully legal.