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A man is being divorced by his wife after his penis extension snapped off during sex. Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the bedroom. But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session. ...
If sex is all there is to this "marriage", I'd say the guy is lucky it broke. Divorce the size slut, I say.
But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session.
Soon to be made into a movie....."Broke Dick Mountain".
this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:
Quote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...
Quote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...ok, I admit it. one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:39:18 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...ok, I admit it. one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. HA! I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily. tell us the good stories, I know you got em' :innocent:
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
Quote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:53:53 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:39:18 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...ok, I admit it. one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. HA! I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily. tell us the good stories, I know you got em' :innocent: but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you.
ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with
Quote from: morningAngel on July 31, 2008, 12:00:41 AMah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with YAY! I get to use the cow pic again!!! :innocent:
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:55:40 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:53:53 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:39:18 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...ok, I admit it. one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. HA! I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily. tell us the good stories, I know you got em' :innocent: but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with
Quote from: morningAngel on July 31, 2008, 12:00:41 AMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:55:40 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:53:53 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:39:18 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PMQuote from: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PMthis story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets."snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell... :innocent:you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...ok, I admit it. one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. HA! I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily. tell us the good stories, I know you got em' :innocent: but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with
Quote"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."Meanwhile, his lover has been reported as missing. It is feared she may have been erased.
