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Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« on: March 03, 2016, 09:29:44 AM »
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Like all satellite operators, they are simply following orders. The difference is THAT they are following orders of an ultra-wealthy tyrant, who makes George (W) Bush Junior, Hitler, Caligula and Nero look like saints! In an off-line document, I informed the petty dictator THAT Chinese satellites were attacking me in numerous ways. Years ago, in the same report, I informed him THAT if he wanted history to record THAT he was truly great THAT he would make sure THAT everyone in China had at least one bowl full of "Rice" to eat every day...DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT THE AFFAIR BETWEEN "W" AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE? Satellites destroyed one tyrant seeking to control the world with satellites. Now, will destroy another idiot intent on collapsing the worldwide economy! THE REPUTATION OF XI IS SHIT!

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Oh... there will be a ton of edits with more goodiness....
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2016, 09:41:21 AM »
I'm disappointed; this is usually red meat for primitives.

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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2016, 10:20:26 AM »

"Look out for them Chinese satellites. They has rays!"
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2016, 10:32:19 AM »
Jeff must be off his meds again, or he escaped from the asylum and found a computer.
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2016, 10:43:48 AM »
Wow, I had to read that twice just to appreciate it in all its glory. I'm either a member of or lurk on numerous conservate/political boards and I have yet to see the amount of crazies on any of them that rival the number found on DU. How on earth does Skinner find these people?
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2016, 11:42:46 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 03, 2016, 10:20:26 AM

"Look out for them Chinese satellites. They has rays!"

Shouldn't the underlined be spelled rayz? :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2016, 11:46:04 AM »
They'll stop tracking you if you can locate and remove the government beacon implanted under your skin
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2016, 12:27:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2016, 11:42:46 AM
Shouldn't the underlined be spelled rayz? :whistling: :tongue:

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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2016, 12:48:44 PM »
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They are obedience school graduates, which makes them better-schooled than most college students.

I concede the point, and give you an H5.
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2016, 01:59:24 PM »
Contrails can block satellite rayz.   :tinfoil2:
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2016, 06:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Fourwinds on March 03, 2016, 10:43:48 AM
Wow, I had to read that twice just to appreciate it in all its glory. I'm either a member of or lurk on numerous conservate/political boards and I have yet to see the amount of crazies on any of them that rival the number found on DU. How on earth does Skinner find these people?

I doubt one could find that amount of crazies in a twenty story nut house.  The quality of crazy is on the high end of the scale as well.


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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2016, 06:09:32 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 03, 2016, 01:59:24 PM
Contrails can block satellite rayz.   :tinfoil2:

Don't you mean chemtrails?
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2016, 07:35:59 AM »
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Don't you mean chemtrails?
That is what they want you to call them.   :tinfoil:
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2016, 07:57:25 AM »
Chinese satellites? Mehhhhh!!! Everyone knows they're just camouflage for the real threat, Zimbabwean space-yam-firing battle-satellites.
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2016, 08:25:05 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on March 04, 2016, 07:57:25 AM
Chinese satellites? Mehhhhh!!! Everyone knows they're just camouflage for the real threat, Zimbabwean space-yam-firing battle-satellites.

AAAAAAH!

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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2016, 11:51:21 AM »
UFO's are real I have seen them!   :panic:
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2016, 01:06:48 PM »
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Now, the Xi ego, along with his desire for revenge and failure to change, will destroy China. His plan could create a domino effect and collapse the worldwide economy! Xi Jinping and about 1% of other wealthy families could become much wealthier, while changing the world into a place descendants of the elitists will be forced to repair. Imagine only the same old 100 families at the French Riviera and Cannes Film Festival every year, without new celebrities and tightly controlled communications for them. Certainly, other ultra-wealthy elitist already realize he represents a threat to not only lower classes but also them. Allowing China to buy the Chicago Stock Market presents an additional threat to the global economy. What inspired U.S. government officials to allow that sale?

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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2016, 02:50:40 PM »
He added to it. 

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DURING A RE-READ TRY LISTENING TO ONLINE RADIO FOR SOME REAL FUN. IF YOU BLAME THE MUSIC ON THE NSA, CHINESE AGENTS WITH AND WITHOUT SATELLITE ASSISTANCE WILL IMPERSONATE THEM BY INSPIRING READERS AND SELECTING ONLINE MUSIC... Some regular readers, who listen to online radio, while reading this post will receive real satellite inspired or computer selected songs.

He's edited it 16 times.  Fascinating.  We're witnessing an actual mental breakdown into insanity. 

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« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2016, 02:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 04, 2016, 02:50:40 PM
He added to it. 

He's edited it 16 times.  Fascinating.  We're witnessing an actual mental breakdown into insanity. 

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There's not enough tinfoil in the whole world to make him feel safe from Chinese satellite rayz!
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2016, 05:44:22 PM »
more like alcohol-related dementia with this one

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of course, he could have been crazy first and tried to treat the symptoms with the booze as well.
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« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2016, 06:49:32 PM »
Oh my.

Oh my my.

comment 3128, the bottom half of it:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3125
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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2016, 06:52:58 PM »
Jeff will edit that one post for the next several months until there are maybe 130 edits total. I usually wait and bring the older ones over but I thought, 'What the hell!' and brought this one over fresh.

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Re: Jeff's Ghost is back! The Chinese Satellites can't stop the J.G.!
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2016, 06:55:17 PM »
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Years ago, in the same report, I informed him THAT if he wanted history to record THAT he was truly great THAT he would make sure THAT everyone in China had at least one bowl full of "Rice" to eat every day...DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT THE AFFAIR BETWEEN "W" AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE?After Ronald Ray-gun launched a bunch of satellites, Gorbachev decided to relinquish half of Berlin.

up to 22 edits.

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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2016, 07:32:27 PM »
DTs on a keyboard ... has he mentioned that the Chinese satellites are pink?
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2016, 08:22:46 PM »
Jeff's Ghost needs to strike a better pose for his mug shot if he's going to fight off that public intoxication charge.

http://jail.com/arrest-records/patrick-lancaster-2585302
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