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Offline tuolumnejim

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And a little demoNrat truth escapes
« on: March 01, 2016, 06:27:37 PM »
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Star Member madokie (46,483 posts)

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mostly people with names on the blue book too.

And then a little truth from a DUmmy.

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Star Member longship (30,904 posts)
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Go Democrats!
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Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2016, 06:42:21 PM »
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mostly people with names on the blue book too.

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Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2016, 07:49:33 PM »
Blue book?  If these primaries were based on a blue book essay, DUmmies would fail miserably.
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Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2016, 10:25:48 PM »
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Star Member longship (30,904 posts)
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 Go Democrats!

A question for DUmmy longship. You say "Go Democrats!" But where exactly do you want Democrats to Go?

I could speculate on where but first let me eliminate places that Democrats generally do not like to go:

1. Job hunting. Nothing makes a Democrat more nervous than answering the help wanted ads.

2. Church. This is a place where most people put money in the plate, not take it out.

3. Math class. The action is in Sociology. Calculus professors assign homework.

4. The Opera. You have to put on clothes and pay admission.

5. H&R Block

So where then would the DUmmies like to go?

1. A brothel

2. Free public library

3. Goodwill store

4. Medical MJ outlet

5. A shrink

6. Rich Aunts house

7. Moms basement
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Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2016, 06:35:12 AM »
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mostly people with names on the blue book too.
The Blue Book otherwise known as a necrology.
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