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Police Hunt Bald Guy In Rogaine Thefts
« on: February 25, 2016, 09:06:53 AM »
Being balding myself, this is funny. :whistling: :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl:

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Police Hunt Bald Guy In Rogaine Thefts

Chrome-domed perp sought in series of pharmacy heists

FEBRUARY 25--Ohio police are hunting for a bald suspect in connection with a series of Rogaine thefts.

According to cops, the middle-aged thief has boosted the popular hair loss treatment in repeated thefts at pharmacies, including a Walgreens in Mt. Healthy, a city 15 miles from Cincinnati.

During the $847 Mt. Healthy heist, the suspect also stole Prevagen, a “brain health supplement.”

At the link, you can see the picture of the perp--who clearly shaved his head.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/cops-hunt-rogaine-thief-281095
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Re: Police Hunt Bald Guy In Rogaine Thefts
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2016, 09:37:42 PM »
Is he a DUmmy? What is his screen name at DU?

Everytime I see something crime, I keep asking, "What is their DU name?". :mental:
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