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another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:08:35 PM »
Oh my.

Someone help me out here, please.

This is from DU Jr., and I believe the primitive had been exiled from Skins's island for some reason or another.  This was a guy who was "married" to another guy.  I think he lived down over in North Carolina.  He did something really mean and nasty to his dog once, but memory fails to recall what it was.

His "wife" apparently is using the demised primitive's account and screen-name.

http://www.discussionist.com/1016170581

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backwoodsbob (660 posts)    Tue Feb 23, 2016, 04:57 PM

my husband loved this place
 
I came home so many nights from work to see him here.

Thank you to everyone here,,,you made his last days .....I cant think of a way other than to say you made his last days happy 

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liberalguy (4,917 posts)    Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:02 PM

1. We're very sorry for your loss - we miss him too.

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backwoodsbob (660 posts)    Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:10 PM

5. He committed suicide
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2016, 05:15:34 PM »
Okay, I searched "backwoodsbob" here, there's one page of results, and they're all jewels.

"primitives go ballistic at dog-breeding backwoods primitive"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=99308.0
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2016, 05:38:08 PM »
When a primitive dies the angels sing and the demons dance for joy as another joins them in Hell.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2016, 05:41:00 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 23, 2016, 05:38:08 PM
When a primitive dies the angels sing and the demons dance for joy as another joins them in Hell.

Like a Klingon without all that wretched screaming.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2016, 05:43:25 PM »
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my husband loved this place

Well, I guess ole bob was a pitcher.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2016, 06:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Patriot Guard Rider on February 23, 2016, 05:43:25 PM
Well, I guess ole bob was a pitcher.
Had to be catcher, having to keep going back to the urgent care to get your butt hole stitched up over and over again would be enough to go suicidal I would think
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2016, 06:16:55 PM »
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2016, 07:29:35 PM »
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5. He committed suicide

Sorry for your loss.  My condolences to you. 
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 08:00:06 PM »
Just checked out the Dead DUmmy forum, and 2015 was a great year!

Fourteen dead DUmmies! A new DUmp record, and so far as we know not one of them croaked at coach's hand.

But backwoodbuggery will be only the second dead one in 2016, so they need to pick up the pace.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2016, 08:04:24 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2016, 07:29:35 PM
Sorry for your loss.  My condolences to you.

I agree.  Suicide is devastating for those left behind.  DUmmies or no DUmmies, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2016, 08:22:02 PM »
> He did something really mean and nasty to his dog once, but memory fails to recall what it was

When dealing with a "bone in" it's best to find it at the supermarket rather then your own pet dog.  Loving your pets is not always literal.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2016, 08:28:47 PM »
Quote from: notaDUmmie on February 23, 2016, 08:04:24 PM
I agree.  Suicide is devastating for those left behind.  DUmmies or no DUmmies, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

I think I might wish it on my ex.   :rotf:
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2016, 08:30:06 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2016, 08:00:06 PM
But backwoodbuggery will be only the second dead one in 2016, so they need to pick up the pace.

Well, it would help if the big guy kept his promise.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2016, 08:32:58 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2016, 08:28:47 PM
I think I might wish it on my ex.   :rotf:

Fair enough. :rotf:
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2016, 08:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 23, 2016, 06:16:55 PM


Yep.

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backwoodsbob (660 posts)    Tue Feb 23, 2016, 05:10 PM

5. He committed suicide

Translated into (D)Ummie:

Murdered, by eeevuhl gUnZ!!! that jumped out of the drawer and opened multi-round automatic fire.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2016, 12:19:24 AM »
Where's the obit?:

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Posted by backwoodsbob | Tue Feb 16, 2016, 12:31 AM (45 replies)


he killed himself about a week ago and you'd think the wife would've been very upset and it sounds like here that she knew he was going to kill himself beforehand.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2016, 12:22:38 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on February 24, 2016, 12:19:24 AM
Where's the obit?:
 

he killed himself about a week ago and you'd think the wife would've been very upset and it sounds like here that she knew he was going to kill himself beforehand.

Good evening, madam.

But I thought the she was a he too, like Bob.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2016, 12:35:32 AM »
Ooops, I messed up.

His widow in fact is a she.

<<<apparently got backwoodsbob mixed up with a queer primitive, hillbillybob or something like that, and that they live in adjacent southern states added to my confusion.

Sorry.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2016, 12:48:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 24, 2016, 12:22:38 AM
Good evening, madam.

But I thought the she was a he too, like Bob.
It's  an honest mistake when dealing with primitives.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2016, 12:59:04 AM »
In case one wants to see what a rectal aperture who's mean to animals looks like:

comment 3115:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3100

And for whatever reasons--I have no idea--people have been ignoring the comments about other primitives immediately preceding this one, so please when looking, scroll up, too.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2016, 02:14:46 AM »
Another DU winner.

Feel the Bern!
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2016, 11:42:49 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 24, 2016, 12:35:32 AM
Ooops, I messed up.

His widow in fact is a she.

But we don't know what gender it identifies as.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2016, 12:24:26 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 24, 2016, 11:42:49 AM
But we don't know what gender it identifies as.

Use this term, then:

"It."

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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2016, 12:26:05 PM »
Probably just realized that the Bern is going to lose the primary to Shillery.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust, springs loose of this mortal coil
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2016, 01:28:15 PM »
I could have sworn that Backwoodsbob was queer as a three dollar bill.  Unless he just said that to get DUmp cred.  Who knows? 
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