No mention of anal ruptures across the spectrum of fruitiness? There should be a public awareness push. The billboards would be hilarious
Scene: Two black homosexuals in a bar#1: "Hey, brother, can I push up your stool?"
#2: "I thought you'd never ask!"
James Earl Jones, off-camera: "Don't be like that, brother."
Homos look around to find the source of James Earl Jones' voice. James Earl Jones: "That is the wrong way to use your..."
Female backup singers: "Shaft!"
Isaac Hayes: "Daaaaamn right."
Two homos, in unison: "Then we can dig it!"
Homos give each other high-five, turn to talk to women.James Earl Jones winks at the camera.