My duties come to an end tonight. (Thank God.)
Things I had/have to do:
1) There was a Young Republicans club meeting tonight. My friend is a member of the group. I don't really know any of the other members other than from just seeing them around campus. I had to dress the part -- tucked in polo shirt, khakis -- along with my Trump hat and sit through it. Before I went, I had to grab a few Bernie signs (easy to do) and also take down the one on my door. At the meeting, I personally handed members of the club Bernie signs as their own personal doormats. Then we went outside and I set my Bernie sign on fire as they chanted "Feel The Bern."
2) I am my friend's personal Uber driver for the night. I had to drive him and a few of his Republican friends downtown so they can go to a restaurant and then bar hopping as they watch the Nevada results come in. I already had to drive back to take them to another bar. I have my phone on when I'm ordered to pick them up.
3) While awaiting the call, I had to return a bunch of my friend's books to the library. I also had to do his laundry, iron a bunch of his shirts (I've never even done that for my own shirts), and sort his sock//underwear/t-shirt drawers in his dresser.
4) I had to change his sheets.
5) I had to shine his dress shoes. (Thank god not while he was wearing them. I might have backed out.)
6) Vacuum his rug and sweep up.
7) Alphabitize his books.
And, of course, ask for any other suggestions.
As soon as I bring him and his friends back to campus and he turns out the lights to his room, I am free from my duties.
My friend, you are a solid citizen. You made a bet, stood by it, held up not only the letter but the spirit of your side of the deal.
You are a born conservative who I think was led astray.
As was suggested above -- Go to democraticunderground.com, register with the name "CruzSupporter" and tell EXACTLY the same story you did to us.
Then you will need one of them newfangled Apple watches or fitbits or something to measure the nanoseconds before the first insult, followed by your banning.
All of us here (well me at least and from what I can tell. many of my fellow cavers) are pretty impressed by your honesty, humor, demeanor, intelligence and comportment.
Many of us have wanted to talk with Bernie supporters absent rancor so we can understand the attraction. It is quite baffling to us, other than the easy veneer we would like to use to describe his popularity, given his extreme left positions.
Now you can "be yourself" sans your 12 herculean tasks, please pull up a stool and palaver when you get our from under the backlog of real things you needed to do to make time for your bet payoff.