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Sad Superbowl story
« on: February 07, 2016, 04:58:24 PM »
Settling unhappily into his Super Bowl seat, Himalayan high behind the end zone, Joe spots an empty seat low and on the 50-yard line.

He descends to it and asks the man seated next to him why the wonderful seat is unoccupied.

The man says: It's mine.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died.
This is the first Super Bowl since 1967 we have not attended together.

Joe says: But couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you today?

The man replies: No, they're all at the funeral.
"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.
It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid."

~ Anonymous